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SARDARJI JOKES..!!!!


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Boss: Where were you born?

sardar : Punjab ..

Boss : which part ?

sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

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Tourist:

Whose skeleton is that?

Santa: Tipu's skeleton.

Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?

Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi

petrol se start hoti hai.

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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why

are you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He

gave

Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.

Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

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In an interview,

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?

Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

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Banta: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!

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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Banta: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.

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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?

Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....

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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein

Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...

drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

^^" ^^" ^^" ^^" ^^" ^^"

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