They Are Suppressing Our Caste!

[aakathaai]

[tennisluvr]

Brainless fools play a very important role in a person's journey to become powerful.

 

These special kind of fools, which I will refer to as pea sized intellects are the mud and bricks that are used to build steps in order to ascend.

 

The steps a person must take to become powerful:

 

1) Represent a group of people: To represent a group of people, choose any type of division. Popular divisions are caste, religion, region and in some cases language.

 

2) Speak inflammatory words which will convince pea sized intellects that their caste or religion is being suppressed. Since pea sized intellects have no brain, they will believe this and come under the influence of a 'gang-like' feeling.

 

3) When these fools become enraged, they will see you as their leader who will save their caste or make it more powerful.

 

4) They will then support you, vote for you, publicize you and fight for you.

 

5) By now, you will have become an important commodity in the power circle. You will get a recognition because you have a considerable number of fools that support you and you have a good chance of making a party win. This will make you even more powerful.

 

6) At this point, do not do anything stupid and powerful positions come to you automatically.

 

7) Enjoy your position, whiskey and women in your air conditioned bedroom because pea sized intellects and fools will be erecting your banners and you don't have to do the hard work.

 

Pea sized intellects are extremely important and valuable because they love their caste, their region and more importantly they do not have a brain of their own. A good place to see such valuable fools in action is right here where they abuse celebrities and post inflammatory threads and use stupid GIFs in order to support their statement.

 

Oh no, they are suppressing our caste!

Your analysis does convey a good point although it's quite repetitive. 

[maverick23]

This post equals shit

[MindRinger]

As a matter of fact I do read a lot of satire. Your first sentence proves my point that in your effort to string up an extravagant sentence, you seem to tie yourself in ungainly, unwieldy knots.

The fact that almost all posters have asked you to explain your post in spite of its length shows that it is bereft of clarity, purpose and for your point on satire - certainly far from humor.

It strikes me hard every time how people so consistently miss the entire point and talk about trivialities.

[mahesh1]

[coca-cola]

is this mind ringer alias narsi unkl ?

[Prakashnagar]

Fichi Fakodi Spotted again