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We Absolutely Hated Baahubali – Here Are 10 Reasons Why!


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Theater nunchi vachaka “Asalu Rajamouli ki mind dobbinda?? Enduku intha chetha ga teesadu!” ani anukuni…ma frustration okallaki okallu chepkunte chaladu ani ika article raayataniki poonukunnam.

 
1. Titles lo ne disappointment: Where is our REBEL STAR tag yaa. Mass definition ento theliyani director cinemalu theesthe ilaage untadhi. Maa papers annee waste aipoyayi.
 
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2. Too much time wastage: 3 years time antha waste chesesaru. Hero/ Villain weight loss lu weight gain lu ani cheppi. Perfection, dedication gurinchi maakendhuku saami. Memu vandhalu petti tickets konedhi mee body chudadaanikaa?
 
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3. Anushka got wasted: Anushka laanti andhaala raasi ni antha deglamourize chesi chupinchaaru. Where is that glamour yaa? Billa movie chudaledhaa? 2nd part gurinchi maaku endhuku? Ee part ki pettina ticket dabbulu ainatlegaa. 250 kotlu petti Anushka ki chirigipoina cheera kattaru.
 
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4. Bisket narration: Neat ga 4 snaps lo Mahishmathi ni chupinchocchu. Detailed ga velladam avasaramaa? Dear Rajamouli, nidra vachesindhi telsaa maku. Dhaani place lo rendu masala scenes padunte theatre dhaddharilli poyedhi.
 
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5. Budget wastage: 20,000 weapons, accuracy kosam sets veyyatam enduku waste, evvadu chudadu. Foreign location lo dream sequence eskovachu ga. Bulgaria endhuku pakkane unna Bangkok ki vellochu gaa?
 
50,000 artists ni pilichi anni sketches einchatam enduku, oka 5 lakshalu padesthe Twitter critics ochi ese valluga.
 
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6. Villain characterization Worshtest:
 
Villains looks icchi bhayapedithe saripoddha? Where are those challenges, Champestha and Narikestha dialogues yaar.. Dolby Atmos lo theeskunna memu emaina picchollamaa?
 
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7. Story is Copy of Kannada movie ‘Mayura’:
 
Intha budget petti Kannada movie copy kodathara? Asalu Kannada vallu these anni innovative movies India lo evaraina theesthaara? Em chestham Telugu industry first nunchi Kannada movies remake cheskuni brathukuthundhi kadhaa…
 
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8. Twitter > Baahubali: Dear Baahubali team, Twitter critics ni chusthunte mucchatesthundhi. Our Twitter feed is more entertaining than the movie yaa. Night 12 ki show aithe 10 kalla review cheppe dhammu vallaki undhi. Thakkuva time lo cinema teese dhammu miku undha?
 
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9. Where is my comedy yaa?
 
Asalu janaalu movies ki vachedhi endhuku? Entertainment kosame kadha. Adhi lekapothe ela? Ee vishayam lo Rajamouli chala cheap ga fail ayyadu. Asalu pakkana unna vadini gooba meedha kodithe vacche comedy ne veru. Kindha padi dorluthoo navvocchu.
 
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Finally,
10. Baahubali – A Shame of TFI:
 
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Neat ga ee movie ni Tamil lo theesi, Telugu lo dub chesi unte ee paatiki Industry hit aipoyedhi. Endhukante manaki pakka valladhi ruchi kadhaa. Ilaanti cinemalu Rajamouli pakka raashraallo velli teesthe ne baguntundi. Abbey, Telugu ki antha scene ledamma!

 
Conclusion:
 
Mana Telugu vallu eppatikaina super babai. India lo anni states lo audience untaaru. Mana Telugu lo state nindaa critics ey. Akkada baashaabhimaanam anedhi okati andhuke vallaki movies ni equal ga support cheskuntaru. Manaki ikkada caste godavalatho kottukovadanike time saripovadam ledhu inka ee baasha feelings manaki endhuku thokka. Ninna night Twitter lo Facebook lo chusina posts nunchi vacchina frustration eh ee article.
 
Mana Telugu vaadu, manam puttina nela paina puttina oka vyakthi thana vision ni, thana kashtaanni investment laga petti cinema theesthe manam thelikagaa theesi paaresthunnam. India mottham meedha 20% of Hollywood budget ni petti 70% of Hollywood graphics and standards these dhammu evadikaina undhaa? Lekapoina parledhu maa Jakkanna ne malli theesthadu. Asalu story 2nd part lo undhi akkada kummeskuntadu.
 
“Nijaaniki maku Baahubali chala nachindi. Cinema chudakunda, cinema chusi kuda ardham kaaka social media lo flop talk spread chese vallakosam ee article. Ardham cheskuntaarani aashisthuu…”

 

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Analogy cheppalante:

 

appude trignometry, calculus, integration lanti concepts chudadam start chesina chinna pillalu.

 

why ya, we have addition, subtraction, mutiplication, division know? ani okadu antadu

I dont know why, but it is different from routine chetta we have done for all these years....ani okadu antadu

 

cinema nachani vallu student 1 aithe nachina vallu student 2.

 

for our day to day living, basic math chaalu, kani maths ni next level ki teeskupodaniki complex concepts ochayi

 

for our day to day living, cell phone with number pad chaalu, kani smartphones vadutunnam

 

prati field lo danni next level ki teeskuvelle vallu untaru, neeku nachite upgrade avvu, nachakapothe pathave vadu/chudu/cheyyi.

 

 

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500+ crore movie Ayyi kurchondi and whole India lauded the movie.

Ippudu adhi baaledu udhi baaledhu ani crocidile crying enduku...

.. Evaru emi cheyaleni paristithi..
Ippudu thala pattukini reviews ichina em labam..

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