Iphone Worthless After F.b.i. Spills Glass Of Water On It

[siru]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Moments after successfully unlocking the San Bernardino iPhone, the F.B.I. rendered the phone permanently useless by spilling a glass of water on it, an F.B.I. spokesman confirmed on Tuesday.

Calling the accident “one of the biggest embarrassments in F.B.I. history,” bureau spokesman Harland Dorrinson told reporters, “There’s no way to express how bad we feel about what happened to that phone.”

 

 

Walking reporters through the mishap, Dorrinson said that shortly after the iPhone was unlocked, “There were a lot of high-fives, which led to the unfortunate spilling of the water.”

After repeatedly attempting to reboot the phone with no success, the F.B.I. consulted several Apple support forums for tips on fixing a waterlogged iPhone. “I wish I could report that any of them worked,” the spokesman said.

In a possible thawing of relations between Apple and the F.B.I., Apple C.E.O. Tim Cook offered to replace the damaged iPhone for seven hundred and forty-nine dollars, or two hundred and ninety-nine dollars with a two-year contract.

 

[ABD]

Sollu story cheptunaru kada

[andhravodu]

Yah, yah water padi record kanapadakunda poyindi. Nammesam

[andhravodu]

laden ni champi water lo vesam

[andhravodu]

Ehe, mottam article chooste onion story laga undi. Fake news

[sattipandu]

heh idem contradictory news vaa

 

DOJ announced na, that they cracked the code on that phone

[andhravodu]

heh idem contradictory news vaa

DOJ announced na, that they cracked the code on that phone

Satire website onion.com nunchi techadu anukunta. No way us govt agency admits mistakes

[tom bhayya]

Fakingpost :D

[hydKaSher]

 Borowitz Report, a satirical news column that has millions of readers around the world, for which he won the first-ever National Press Club award for humor. 

[siru]

Satire website onion.com nunchi techadu anukunta. No way us govt agency admits mistakes

Haha..
Actually its from The Newyorker

[siru]

heh idem contradictory news vaa

DOJ announced na, that they cracked the code on that phone

Newyorker ani oka satirical magazine nunchi vesa

[arshad]

 

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Moments after successfully unlocking the San Bernardino iPhone, the F.B.I. rendered the phone permanently useless by spilling a glass of water on it, an F.B.I. spokesman confirmed on Tuesday.

Calling the accident “one of the biggest embarrassments in F.B.I. history,” bureau spokesman Harland Dorrinson told reporters, “There’s no way to express how bad we feel about what happened to that phone.”

 

 

Walking reporters through the mishap, Dorrinson said that shortly after the iPhone was unlocked, “There were a lot of high-fives, which led to the unfortunate spilling of the water.”

After repeatedly attempting to reboot the phone with no success, the F.B.I. consulted several Apple support forums for tips on fixing a waterlogged iPhone. “I wish I could report that any of them worked,” the spokesman said.

In a possible thawing of relations between Apple and the F.B.I., Apple C.E.O. Tim Cook offered to replace the damaged iPhone for seven hundred and forty-nine dollars, or two hundred and ninety-nine dollars with a two-year contract.

 

lol.1q

[andhravodu]

Haha..
Actually its from The Newyorker

Newyorker vadu ilanti crap eppudu start chesadu. It's not even half decent. I think I'll stick to the Atlantic

[mustang302]

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