Mana Freyathama Nayak Balio Jokes

[IamBackRaaja]

Balaya: Arey nee mobile lo time 11pm ani pettuko ra abbai..

Ntr: Enduku Babai...?

Balaya: Naku night balance undi ra phone chestanu..

[IamBackRaaja]

Balayya and NTR are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Balayya - What should we do now?
NTR - We'll take 50:50.
-Balayya: What about the remaining 900?
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Balayya and jr.ntr went to restaurant and ate biryani

the waiter took the bill and give it to bali

and he saw in that for VAT 200
then he will say to waiter VAT evadra order echinddi 

[IamBackRaaja]

Teacher: "Naru Posevade neeru poyali" ane samethaku oka example ivandi.

Balaya: "Chaduvu chepina vade exam rayali"

Techer : nuvu e janamaku maravu ra Baliga...

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[SANANTONIO]

[IamBackRaaja]

Balayya dance chesthu maths exam raasthunnadu... 
Do you know why???

Why??

Because he heard from somewhere that in maths... every step carries marks.

[IamBackRaaja]

1 minute ago, SANANTONIO said:

balayya went to a doctor and doctor gave the list of medicines..

Balayya: Doctorgaru, meeru raasina mandhullo (medicines) anni dorikayi kaani... aa last medicine maatram dorakatam ledu...

Doctor: Stupid,ela dorukuthundi...adhi naa signature ra JAFFA....

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balayya went to join a as a driver..

MD-: so MR.Bali UR starting salary is RS.2000

bali-: starting salary nee 2000 aithe car ni drive cheyadanki mali dhani stop cheyadanki kuda salary entha istharo chepthe nenu ippude job lo chertha...

MD-: oree jaffa inthaki evdra nuvu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IamBackRaaja]

balayya went to a TV shop to buy a color TV

shopkeeper-: sir it's samsung color TV full HD guarantee 1 year full clarity and the size is 21 inches..

bali-: ok first give me a big bucket full of water..

shopkeeper-: ok sir..

balayya takes the color TV and dips it into the water..

shopkeeper-: enti sir TV ni endhuku bucket lo muncharu???
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bali-: em ledhu ee color TV ki guarantee annaru kadhaa mari neetilo munchithe color pothundha ledha ani test chesa anthe;;;TV branded;;;;

shopkeeper-: oree baliga nuv marav ra;;;;;

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JR.NTR-: babai enti babai nv water connection asalu tisukole..

bali-: oree jaffa fresh hydrogen ni oxygen ni mix chesi water ga chesi use chestha..

jR.NTR-: babai nuv keka..