LOL..JOKE...PART 4

[mrindia]

A family is at the dinner table, when the son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of **** are there?”

The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.”

“Onions?” the son asks.

“Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and daughter.

The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?”

The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks.

“Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

[1Nenokkadine]

[Neutral]

lol 

[dakumangalsingh]

38 minutes ago, mrindia said:

A family is at the dinner table, when the son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of **** are there?”

The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.”

“Onions?” the son asks.

“Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and daughter.

The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?”

The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks.

“Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

Part 3 chudale ankull

[solman]

[saradagakasepu]

lol

[vikuba]

old jokes...but pls keep sharing comedy. db needs it

[BARFl]

Nee id mrindia naa mrinda anukunna ..Gp 

[mrindia]

35 minutes ago, dakumangalsingh said:

Part 3 chudale ankull

In last 2 days I posted 3 parts...May be you check for those..

[dakumangalsingh]

2 minutes ago, mrindia said:

In last 2 days I posted 3 parts...May be you check for those..

Ade 3rd part link ivvu 

[mrindia]

6 minutes ago, dakumangalsingh said:

Ade 3rd part link ivvu