#JPMC Piring Update#

[ronitreddy]

Summary:

2 teams including 24 mems pired..

Client: JPMC, Lewisville, TX

Technology: EeeeeTttttttLlllllll/Inpermaticaaaaa

Team 1 - Manager ..Chala years nunchi aa client ki work chesthunadu..Evaranna team lo ravalanna povalanna ithanu pacha janda oopalsinde..Ekkuva ammailu freshers ga join avthu untaru anta..Vallani ithanu backup chesthu untunde anta..Iyna edi ante ade..Monarchism types lo untunde anta with his royal slaves....Aapice lo Biryani's serving kuda chesthunde anta athani room lo..Weekends mandu parties..job la kosam arm lickings..abbo iga em cheptham le.. Entha influence ante..Mari collabera odu week ki two times iyanatho uppar meetings pette antha..Weekly two times meetings pette antha em untado #Balayya# ke telvali..May be Neku entha naku entha biziness deals untayemo..Venukaki bagane eskunnadu ankunta..Inka vella cousin offshore INDIA lo Team 2 Manager kinda working..

Team 2 - Manager..Ithani gurinchi anthaga theliledu..vella wife Team 1 lo working. And ithani cousin offshore INDIA lo Team 1 ki working..so iddaru cousins and wife ala settled anmata.. Antha bagane jarguthundi ankunna samayamlo..Monna aa madya oka senior person ni hire cheskunaru anta..3 months fultoo work ichi adeskunaru anta..Aynaki iga na valla kadu baboi ani resignation notice ichesi...verizon lo joined anta..Mellaga after few days/months ankunta..HR ki email pettadu anta..detailed ga work location lo elanti politics untayo..evaru evarni support cheshthunaru..evaru evardi arm licking , team composition and valla relation/slavery etc antha..

JPMC lo 18 months contract ..tarwatha seppali anmata..Kani vellu ela chesthunde ante..18 months ayyaka internal ga okari team nunchi inko team ki move avvadam.. Malla back veela team loki ravadam..Idantha matlab chesthunde anta..Mari HR involvement lekunda ela chesaro #God PK# ki teliyali..Ala ala team lo mari Managers tho rapport unnavallu andaru oka 5-6 years nunchi contracting seskuntu anubhavinchu raja types lo enjoying anta..

Ippudu comes interesting person amma..Person X iyanagaaru mari manager(Team 1) ki mari manchi slave ani telsindi..Vella sister ni team 1 lo tiskochadu anta..Eppudu anedi teliyadu.. Aithe Monna oka position(daily kuli) paddadi anta team 2 lo..Iyanagari sister already working Team 1 lo..Wife(H4 EAD) intlo cooking sesthe em dabbulu osthayi le ani..Inkoka illu anna konukundam back in India lo ani alochinchi pathram submitted anta..Ade position ki oka senior aunty valla husband ( 7 samastrala g e n u i n e experience) pathram submitted..Asusual Interviews naam ke vaasthe chesaru anta..Person X valla wife ki job confirmed..H4 EAD aunty join ayindi team lo..

Iga senior aunty kopam kattalu techukundi emo thelidu..poyi Team 2 manager tho godava pettukundi anta..ala ela tiskuntaru..7 samastrala candidate ki cream biscuit enduku icharu ani..Team 2 manager - Nu em cheskuntavo chesko..Evartho cheppukuntavo cheppuko Neku antha scene ledu ani annadu anta..Aunty ki tikka lesi..I am not gonna leave this here ani warning ichesi poyindi anta..Velthu velthu HR daggariki poyi resignation notice mokana kotti..3 hours Ramayanam anta cheppindi anta..Ila ramudu ki laxmanudu em avthadu..Ala ala ..

Ippudu HR ki Verizon lo join aina vuncle evitho details ichado email lo aa details ee aunty details tho dadapu match aynayi anta..Let me put a probe into this ani HR aunty hi5 ichindi anta..Tarwatha oka roju HR ochesi Person X/Valla wife/sister - total family ni oke roju pire chesi dobbaru anta..Iga appudu Team 1 manager ki edo gudi venuka na saami nadusthundi ani resignation notice ichindu anta..Adi chusi valla manager columbus(ohio) lo untadu anta..Boeing 777 eskoni immediate ga ochadu anta..HR tho matladi em jarguthundi enti ani aara teesadu anta..

Chase vallu FBI lekka investigation started anta..Social Networking websites, chat logs 2010 nunchi chusaru anta, evaru evartho em dobbinchukunnaru..frequent ga deni gurinchi matladevaaru..resumes/experience anni pindi chesi pippi chesaru anta..Ohio Manager tho okesari 20 HR ppl floor midaki came anta..okokarini oko room tiskoni poyi..Mee experience endi..Meeru US ki ochinapatnunchi em peekaru..anthaku mundu kuli pani ekkada ekkada chesinro paper mida raayamani chepparu anta..FB/Linkedin/Resumes anni valid proofs mundara pettukunnaru anta..Andaru US ki ochinapatnunchi entha manididi arm lick chesaro anni clear ga raasi icharu anta..Last ki ee job kosam evarki dabbulu ichaaru/entha icharu, ela ee job techukunnaru, evaru interview chesaru mimmalni.. anni verify cheskoni oka 2-3 hours dabidi dabidi chesi tarwathaika sardukomani ani chepparu anta..oka 2 resources thappa migatha andariki namaskaram chepparu anta..Offshore lo unna 2 resources(cousins) ni kuda mee sevalu ika chalu ani chepparu anta..Adi amma matter..

Final ga asha undali kaani athyasha undoddu ..

Manolla abuse/greediness ki anthu undadu ani chitti vuncle tweeted!!

 

 
 

[KathiRamdaas]

endi idi...

[SeemaLekka]

munduga intha type chesina neku db yuvatha tarapuna kruthagnathalu

[ronitreddy]

Just now, SeemaLekka said:

munduga intha type chesina neku db yuvatha tarapuna kruthagnathalu

first tym type chesina..saduvu neeee..

[ronitreddy]

Monna Bussu Bussu annavallu ravali amma ikkadiki..

[xxxmen]

GP

[lucky7]

idhi ekkada ayina common abba these days, verizon irving lnko example. chinna pilllallu school ki velthunattu untadhi aaa office. 

[argadorn]

paisalu anty istam....

[Dimpy123]

Gud job....lekapothe e tamil manda gola anna chelli akka bava bavamaridi vallallo valle of course mana vallu em takkuva kadu....

[SwamyRaRa]

Gp

[mettastar]

super ilanti na kodukulani clean up cheyali.. work environment baguntadi

[idibezwada]

motham enni antaas ynai postlo?...jst asking

[xxxmen]

Just now, mettastar said:

super ilanti na kodukulani clean up cheyali.. work environment baguntadi

e vauntyla athi chudalekunam EAD vacinapti nundi

[Cooldude4321]

inka JPMC job posting lo only citizens ani vuntundhi emo

[argadorn]

Just now, Dimpy123 said:

Gud job....lekapothe e tamil manda gola anna chelli akka bava bavamaridi vallallo valle of course mana vallu em takkuva kadu....

edhi start chesedhey mana vallu ....frank ga ne team loki nuvu chesey tech lo kotha vadu vastahy arey naku telikunda ela position open ayindhi ani anukuntaru ...just like adhi valla company ayinatu ....this is purely politrics...