#JPMC Piring Update#

[TechAdvice]

1 hour ago, ronitreddy said:

Summary:

2 teams including 24 mems pired..

Client: JPMC, Lewisville, TX

Technology: EeeeeTttttttLlllllll/Inpermaticaaaaa

Team 1 - Manager ..Chala years nunchi aa client ki work chesthunadu..Evaranna team lo ravalanna povalanna ithanu pacha janda oopalsinde..Ekkuva ammailu freshers ga join avthu untaru anta..Vallani ithanu backup chesthu untunde anta..Iyna edi ante ade..Monarchism types lo untunde anta with his royal slaves....Aapice lo Biryani's serving kuda chesthunde anta athani room lo..Weekends mandu parties..job la kosam arm lickings..abbo iga em cheptham le.. Entha influence ante..Mari collabera odu week ki two times iyanatho uppar meetings pette antha..Weekly two times meetings pette antha em untado #Balayya# ke telvali..May be Neku entha naku entha biziness deals untayemo..Venukaki bagane eskunnadu ankunta..Inka vella cousin offshore INDIA lo Team 2 Manager kinda working..

Team 2 - Manager..Ithani gurinchi anthaga theliledu.. Kakapothe ithani cousin offshore INDIA lo Team 1 ki working..so iddaru cousins ala settled anmata..
Antha bagane jarguthundi ankunna samayamlo..Monna aa madya oka senior person ni hire cheskunaru anta..3 months fultoo work ichi adeskunaru anta..Aynaki iga na valla kadu baboi ani resignation notice ichesi...verizon lo joined anta..Mellaga after few days/months ankunta..HR ki email pettadu anta..detailed ga work location lo elanti politics untayo..evaru evarni support cheshthunaru..evaru evardi arm licking , team composition and valla relation/slavery etc antha..

JPMC lo 18 months contract ..tarwatha seppali anmata..Kani vellu ela chesthunde ante..18 months ayyaka internal ga okari team nunchi inko team ki move avvadam.. Malla back veela team loki ravadam..Idantha matlab chesthunde anta..Mari HR involvement lekunda ela chesaro #God PK# ki teliyali..Ala ala team lo mari Managers tho rapport unnavallu andaru oka 5-6 years nunchi contracting seskuntu anubhavinchu raja types lo enjoying anta..

Ippudu comes interesting person amma..Person X iyanagaaru mari manager(Team 1) ki mari manchi slave ani telsindi..Vella sister ni team 1 lo tiskochadu anta..Eppudu anedi teliyadu.. Aithe Monna oka position(daily kuli) paddadi anta team 2 lo..Iyanagari sister already working Team 1 lo..Wife(H4 EAD) intlo cooking sesthe em dabbulu osthayi le ani..Inkoka illu anna konukundam back in India lo ani alochinchi pathram submitted anta..Ade position ki oka senior aunty valla husband ( 7 samastrala g e n u i n e experience) pathram submitted..Asusual Interviews naam ke vaasthe chesaru anta..Person X valla wife ki job confirmed..H4 EAD aunty join ayindi team lo..

Iga senior aunty kopam kattalu techukundi emo thelidu..poyi Team 2 manager tho godava pettukundi anta..ala ela tiskuntaru..7 samastrala candidate ki cream biscuit enduku icharu ani..Team 2 manager - Nu em cheskuntavo chesko..Evartho cheppukuntavo cheppuko Neku antha scene ledu ani annadu anta..Aunty ki tikka lesi..I am not gonna leave this here ani warning ichesi poyindi anta..Velthu velthu HR daggariki poyi resignation notice mokana kotti..3 hours Ramayanam anta cheppindi anta..Ila ramudu ki laxmanudu em avthadu..Ala ala ..

Ippudu HR ki Verizon lo join aina vuncle evitho details ichado email lo aa details ee aunty details tho dadapu match aynayi anta..Let me put a probe into this ani HR aunty hi5 ichindi anta..Tarwatha oka roju HR ochesi Person X/Valla wife/sister - total family ni oke roju pire chesi dobbaru anta..Iga appudu Team 1 manager ki edo gudi venuka na saami nadusthundi ani resignation notice ichindu anta..Adi chusi valla manager ohio lo untadu anta..Boeing 777 eskoni ochadu anta..HR tho matladi em jarguthundi enti ani aara teesadu anta..

Chase vallu FBI lekka investigation started anta..Social Networking websites, chat logs 2010 nunchi chusaru anta, evaru evartho em dobbinchukunnaru..frequent ga deni gurinchi matladevaaru..resumes/experience anni pindi chesi pippi chesaru anta..Ohio Manager tho okesari 20 HR ppl floor midaki came anta..okokarini oko room tiskoni poyi..Mee experience endi..Meeru US ki ochinapatnunchi em peekaru..anthaku mundu kuli pani ekkada ekkada chesinro paper mida raayamani chepparu anta..FB/Linkedin/Resumes anni valid proofs mundara pettukunnaru anta..Andaru US ki ochinapatnunchi entha manididi arm lick chesaro anni clear ga raasi icharu anta..Last ki ee job kosam evarki dabbulu ichaaru/entha icharu, ela ee job techukunnaru, evaru interview chesaru mimmalni.. anni verify cheskoni oka 2-3 hours dabidi dabidi chesi tarwathaika sardukomani ani chepparu anta..oka 2 resources thappa migatha andariki namaskaram chepparu anta..Offshore lo unna 2 resources(cousins) ni kuda mee sevalu ika chalu ani chepparu anta..Adi amma matter..

Final ga asha undali kaani athyasha undoddu ..

Manolla abuse/greediness ki anthu undadu ani chitti vuncle tweeted!!

 

 
 

Edi Entinta ramayanam la Prathi company lo edey lolli... 

[ronitreddy]

12 minutes ago, Picha lite said:

Nee gurinchi telvadu idiseyii .. 

Kaliyuga harichandra nuvu we believe u

LOL..monna evado ochi buss annadu..Ala chebithe nakem osthado ani oka kshnam nannu nen prashnichukunnanu my honor

[kittaya]

17 minutes ago, ronitreddy said:

LOL..chetta yedavalu..ilanti vallani cleanup chesi pade

 

 

27 minutes ago, SonaParv_522 said:

akkada bigdata team chaala peddadi anta. motham veede lead chestadu. per hr contractor ki $150 alaa pay cheste, veedu opt students ni veedi comp nundi teesukochi per hr $40-50 istadu anta

 

30 minutes ago, tennisluvr said:

200,000 Dollars per month aaa. Nammadaggela ledu

 

naku telisina kunsultency menager ki 10-25$ monthly isthadu...... jaava batch reruting ki ...... 

 

hadoop faffa kunsultancy  lo anthe 40-50 mana oopt gallaki isthundru.. 

 

cloudwick technolgies(+1) mana desi consultancy valla associates ki manchi training, certification cheyinchi market lo pedithe  70$(bad cases) billing thakkuva ae client ki pamparu ...... minimum 90 to 120$ tho pampadaniki try chestharu....

 

 

 

[Maryadaramanna]

Intha detailed ga, opigga raasav man...u r awesome

veellu chese langa panulaki, mana community meede bad image padipotundi

Next generations suffer avthaaru

[telugu_bidda]

same happened in Kaizer, Pleasanton ...mana vallani almost oka 30 mandi ni thisi dobaru back in 2011 or 2012 lo 

[ronitreddy]

6 minutes ago, TechAdvice said:

Edi Entinta ramayanam la Prathi company lo edey lolli... 

Correct ee kani..TV lo enni chusthunam anedi imp

[ronitreddy]

2 minutes ago, Maryadaramanna said:

Intha detailed ga, opigga raasav man...u r awesome

veellu chese langa panulaki, mana community meede bad image padipotundi

Next generations suffer avthaaru

+1

[ronitreddy]

Calling LOVE INDIA man

[naaperubond]

3 minutes ago, Maryadaramanna said:

Intha detailed ga, opigga raasav man...u r awesome

veellu chese langa panulaki, mana community meede bad image padipotundi

Next generations suffer avthaaru

nxt generatn endhuku mann.. ippude aythunaru ga pake resume ki real exp ki diff cheppukoleka chasthunaru vendor galaki

[kittaya]

19 minutes ago, ronitreddy said:

Abho adoka lokam le..pichakuntla politics untayi..akkada kuda arm licking ee untadi..

Evadu baga chesthe vadiki promotion lekapothe left leg tho thantharu..Ee stone aithe enti teeth break cheskodaniki ani k2s daddy asking?

adi nijame ...... arm lick unnnna lekunna ... mana baluputho unte minimum hike tho kala kalam undachu ani vinna....  okkasari thokkithe ... rendo sari manalni help adagadu kada..... 

[yomama]

1 hour ago, ronitreddy said:

first tym type chesina..saduvu neeee..

 ne yevva JPMC lo indian ni IT ki inka hire cheyali ante e investigation parameters petti hr program rasi pedtaru emo , application vaste name enter cheste fb,linkedin,stackoverflow,github,clients ni match n mix chesi pindi tesi machine arustadi inka. dinemma jevitham lk lu just fire ela chestaru case esi 10gochu ga inta pedda fraud ni ala ela vadultadu reputation at stake ankovachu kani e love da gallu ekadki poina ade virus ni enta teskapotar ga

[kittaya]

1 minute ago, yomama said:

 ne yevva JPMC lo indian ni IT ki inka hire cheyali ante e investigation parameters petti hr program rasi pedtaru emo , application vaste name enter cheste fb,linkedin,stackoverflow,github,clients ni match n mix chesi pindi tesi machine arustadi inka. dinemma jevitham lk lu just fire ela chestaru case esi 10gochu ga inta pedda fraud ni ala ela vadultadu reputation at stake ankovachu kani e love da gallu ekadki poina ade virus ni enta teskapotar ga

Already vitiki TALVIEW ane tool vachindhi automatic resume and candidate screening tool developed by desi .... TCS, HCL vadatam start chesindru.........

[Maryadaramanna]

5 minutes ago, naaperubond said:

nxt generatn endhuku mann.. ippude aythunaru ga pake resume ki real exp ki diff cheppukoleka chasthunaru vendor galaki

yes, already started

[yomama]

2 minutes ago, kittaya said:

Already vitiki TALVIEW ane tool vachindhi automatic resume and candidate screening tool developed by desi .... TCS, HCL vadatam start chesindru.........

very good itserve resumes ela veltay mari e tool ni bypass chestara

[yomama]

8 minutes ago, ronitreddy said:

Calling LOVE INDIA man

enduk man employer sati employer ni chusi badha padtadu emo le