*****Amway valla starter lines****rofl***

[eladom]

Ekkada padithe akkada Amway gallu... Walmart ki vellinappudu kooda....

Bhayya mee dress bagundi ekkada konnaru......sir ikkada manchi Indian restaurant ekkada vundhi.....meeku emanna help kaavala etc...

Allu kanipisthe chaalu...jump jilani 

[sattipandu]

mimmalani ekkado choosinattu undhi

aaapko kahiin dekha kagta hain 

[busstand_bathku]

Work chese technologies adiginaka, I'm ex-google employee, startup pedthuna i want employees like you ani number tiskoni subway lo kalsi sava 10gude inka tarvatha...

[eladom]

10 minutes ago, sattipandu said:

mimmalani ekkado choosinattu undhi

aaapko kahiin dekha kagta hain 

Idhi ekkuva using ba +1

[Buttertheif]

26 minutes ago, busstand_bathku said:

Work chese technologies adiginaka, I'm ex-google employee, startup pedthuna i want employees like you ani number tiskoni subway lo kalsi sava 10gude inka tarvatha...

evdo jain anta ilane walmart lo kalisadi I am researcjh scientist ani start chesadu 

[perugu_vada]

Hey, are u mr.xyz ? Did we met before ?

[mastercheif]

number icchi reverse lo 10gandi ba... i started doing that, so far 2 bakaras ayyaru.

sublte ga pencha .. asked them to explain sh!t, speaker lo petti xbox adukunna. Vaadu hello hello ante , yes yes I am here please continue anta.

last few lines....

ME: nenu join ayethey family and friends ni add cheyyali kada ? 

Amway: Yes they are best candidates to join the program.

Me: IF they are not interested they avoid you and after few days they hate you. I cannot be a cheap guy asking others like that.

Amway: Okay boss,

ME: Don't ever call me again (laughing loudly)

 

 

[dakumangalsingh]

Naaku oka Post doc gadu conference lo kalisadu we exchanged numbers professional setting lo it's good to maintain network ani one fine day business plan vundii anukuntu call chesadu I asked him bluntly is it abt amway ?? He recluctantly said yes and I told him STFU and hang the phone I am in no mood to talk abt bullshit.

inka okasari maa tammudiki evado desi gadu kalisadu anta he works for NASA ani parichayam chesukoni oka we have a meetin abt business/something ani edo cheppindu anta I warned him not to go its abt amway ante why would a guy work in NASA will do like amway ani poindu and repented later.

[nissan]

konni walmart lo amway marketing chese valla faces notice board lo pettaru and they are barred from entering

[k2s]

Nice 

[srshb445]

amway antha daridram inkoti undadhu.......naaku oka amway gadu walmart lo tagiladu......business ani cheppi, phone number teesukunnadu.....phone lo cheppadu.....nenu no interested ani cheppanu......appudu vadu nuvvu enni karchu pettatledu, oka $160 petti amway koti order cheyyachu kada.....$160 neeku pothe nuvvu lyf lo kolpyedi emi ledhu kada annadu.......sava godatharu amway vallu........worst people amway vallu.......

[kiladi bullodu]

already I am amway member ani cheppu

[idibezwada]

21 minutes ago, srshb445 said:

amway antha daridram inkoti undadhu.......naaku oka amway gadu walmart lo tagiladu......business ani cheppi, phone number teesukunnadu.....phone lo cheppadu.....nenu no interested ani cheppanu......appudu vadu nuvvu enni karchu pettatledu, oka $160 petti amway koti order cheyyachu kada.....$160 neeku pothe nuvvu lyf lo kolpyedi emi ledhu kada annadu.......sava godatharu amway vallu........worst people amway vallu.......

sare aite nuvu same anukoni oka $160 naku transfer chey ani chepalsindi..

[Prince_Fan]

2 hours ago, mastercheif said:

number icchi reverse lo 10gandi ba... i started doing that, so far 2 bakaras ayyaru.

sublte ga pencha .. asked them to explain sh!t, speaker lo petti xbox adukunna. Vaadu hello hello ante , yes yes I am here please continue anta.

last few lines....

ME: nenu join ayethey family and friends ni add cheyyali kada ? 

Amway: Yes they are best candidates to join the program.

Me: IF they are not interested they avoid you and after few days they hate you. I cannot be a cheap guy asking others like that.

Amway: Okay boss,

ME: Don't ever call me again (laughing loudly)

 

 

[Girisham]

Amway pick up lines

I like your shoes, where did you buy them?   Happened in walmart

I like the book you are reading, what it is about? Happened  in train

I am having trouble selecting between these two shirts, can you help me to pick one?  Happened in Macy's

They end the conversation with can I get your phone number

Happened to me in personal life