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University lo thesis chesthunapudu professor gadu okadni referred '

vidu help chesthadu intern ki , poi kalsi ra babu ani,

vadu nannu na resume chusi, nannu lefi lefi  pogadatam shuru,nuvu great ni lanti talented students kavali ani cheppi, started.......$s@d

power point presentation , TVC tele shopping laga , inthaka mundhu nenu chala poor ga unde vadni epati nundi aithe amyway vadano na jeevitham maripoindhi , na ilu vachindhi car vachindhi wife ki naku kids kuda camed....  lam****dk gadu .. intern isthadu emo ani velthe ...amyway gurinchi cheppi join avamanadu. 

By god's grace vaditho kurchunapudu wallet car lo marichipoyaanu, car lo undhi testha ani cheppi jump jalani...next day prof gadiki chepthe fafam professor sorry cheppi naku vadu adhi ani teliyadh, genuine ga help chesthadu emo ani I sent you annad.

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Naa katha 2008 lo story --Austin TX Walmart lo Hey nice to see a desi after longtime .. .. India lo ekkada wow my wife is also from vizag too i like that place blah blah .. we should keep meeting and be inn touch.. btw i have a presentation tomorrow will you be able to join for lunch with me.. kotha lo manaki emi telusu sare pada ante as is video chupinchi sava10gude ...

 

 

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Manollaki manchiga chepthe ekkada intaaru....vaadu mana address adiginappudu nallolla area address iyyali...Valla area la enter kaagane desi gaaniki backdoor entry pakka..

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saravana bhavan irving lo last month okadu tagiladu... number tisukunnadu... naku ardamindi ventane block chesa..

vallaku oka pedda group unnattu undiii... ee madya  edo tran$america antunnaru entiiiii

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7 minutes ago, eladom said:

NASA lo kooda anyway valla?

Indu ledu andu ledu..endedndu chusinaa  andandhu untaru rapchik

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1 minute ago, TOM_BHAYYA said:

Vaallela untaaro chudhhamante Okkasaari b thagalle :( us kochi 10 years Aina 

amway gallu chudataniki normal people laga untaru... desilu gumpu ga unna places lo kuda desis ni chudanattu hi hello where are you from ani gokutharu

10 years mundhu vaccha man... did you come along with columbus ?

 

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7 minutes ago, mastercheif said:

amway gallu chudataniki normal people laga untaru... desilu gumpu ga unna places lo kuda desis ni chudanattu hi hello where are you from ani gokutharu

10 years mundhu vaccha man... did you come along with columbus ?

 

No bro after Columbus, cbn sent me and Satya here

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8 minutes ago, TOM_BHAYYA said:

Vaallela untaaro chudhhamante Okkasaari b thagalle :( us kochi 10 years Aina 

nenu job kosam search chesthuna time lo na btech senior okadu nenu VA coming from PA lets meet anadu.. adu nenu motham Btech lo 2 hai -bye..adu chadhvulo thopu..sare pilodu kaludham anadu ani sare ananu... manaku job leddhu..ma frnd gadu endhuku bey sakaga telvadhu antunav anadu chal D*** ani...... frnd gadini drop cheyimananu adu chepina location ki..sare ani start ayinamu..adu ekada downtown degara chepindu arena ...pothe adda edho event lagga undhi...andharu suits only esukunaru nenu pichodila vachina endhi ra edhi kaludham anav eda unav ante... edane ra anadu.... sare ayina poyina... mavodu bhi suit esukundu... edho conference meeting job dhi anukuna.. U can also join anadu...ok join ayi editho mataldthu undham ankuna.. but its paid anadu ..entha ananu..200$ anadu.. arey bhai levu ananu...sare nenu chustha anadu ..free tickets levu..adu 200 peti ticket konadu... jevitham intha manchodu endhi edu. anukuna..... lopaliki poyina jevitham min 2500 peopel or 5k people untaru sadium full pack..nanu oka degara kuso petindu.. vadu vastha ani etuoo poyindu...sare ani ittu attu chusthuna ..conference started... pakana chusthe ma btech class mates idharu unaru...arey mama ediki vachinaru ..how ananu...edanena ante...ledhu mams..NJ anadu..jevitham endhuku vachinav ante...na bondha..log time no see anadu kaludham anadu.. ticket book anadu..manaku job ledhu ani vachina ...edhi em anukuntunav anadu...telvadhu ante...mana india lo amway ra ayya anadu.... DEVUDAAA ....anukuna.. ma return tickets adu book cheyali...memu irki poyinam nuvu dengey lekapothe irikipothav anadu...naku ardham kale ..friend gadiki call chesthe ethatledhu...enthalopla adu vachindu... fridn called back 1 min ani vachina bayataki.. adu vachindu venakale..fridn gaditho chepina arey amway come pick me asap ani..adu navi vasthuna anadu....iddu waiting sare ani opaliki poyina.. oka 10min tharuvaha frnd callling laga chesi....car aa ..kavala epudu ..ipuda..kastam bey ananu.urjent aa ani..sare vasthuna ani chepina...ediki chusthundu motham..arey bhayya..itla urgent anata OFF camp job povali anta car na degara undhi ananu... ledhu ledhu kusoo anadu..5 min kusni..he is calling anannu...adiki em ardham kale ...sare i will come behind u anadu... nenu ledhu ledhu just drop and will be bck ananu..undu ani full force chesindu..15 min lo bck ananu...last ki 25 min tahruvatha okk malla ra thondharga..message me when u pick me andu.sare ani ..arena bayataki vachi...pargu tesina... etla ante edho donga thanam cheisnatu...last ki oka parking lot degariki vachi frnd gadiki call chesina...adu vachinaka navindu chudu....nenu chepina naku ekado doubt ani nuvu pyinav ani....

 

inthalo manodu message ...where r u ani.. should i come ani..reply bck ani..20 messages in 5-10 min.. nenu lite tesuko i am not into this trap ani petsina...blocked him on FB>....not in touch with him after that....adu H1 payana vachindu adini evado bakara chesinaru...adu nanu chedham anukunadu.. i almost got trapped 2 times like thissilent_I1silent_I1silent_I1silent_I1silent_I1

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8 minutes ago, rapchik said:

nenu job kosam search chesthuna time lo na btech senior okadu nenu VA coming from PA lets meet anadu.. adu nenu motham Btech lo 2 hai -bye..adu chadhvulo thopu..sare pilodu kaludham anadu ani sare ananu... manaku job leddhu..ma frnd gadu endhuku bey sakaga telvadhu antunav anadu chal D*** ani...... frnd gadini drop cheyimananu adu chepina location ki..sare ani start ayinamu..adu ekada downtown degara chepindu arena ...pothe adda edho event lagga undhi...andharu suits only esukunaru nenu pichodila vachina endhi ra edhi kaludham anav eda unav ante... edane ra anadu.... sare ayina poyina... mavodu bhi suit esukundu... edho conference meeting job dhi anukuna.. U can also join anadu...ok join ayi editho mataldthu undham ankuna.. but its paid anadu ..entha ananu..200$ anadu.. arey bhai levu ananu...sare nenu chustha anadu ..free tickets levu..adu 200 peti ticket konadu... jevitham intha manchodu endhi edu. anukuna..... lopaliki poyina jevitham min 2500 peopel or 5k people untaru sadium full pack..nanu oka degara kuso petindu.. vadu vastha ani etuoo poyindu...sare ani ittu attu chusthuna ..conference started... pakana chusthe ma btech class mates idharu unaru...arey mama ediki vachinaru ..how ananu...edanena ante...ledhu mams..NJ anadu..jevitham endhuku vachinav ante...na bondha..log time no see anadu kaludham anadu.. ticket book anadu..manaku job ledhu ani vachina ...edhi em anukuntunav anadu...telvadhu ante...mana india lo amway ra ayya anadu.... DEVUDAAA ....anukuna.. ma return tickets adu book cheyali...memu irki poyinam nuvu dengey lekapothe irikipothav anadu...naku ardham kale ..friend gadiki call chesthe ethatledhu...enthalopla adu vachindu... fridn called back 1 min ani vachina bayataki.. adu vachindu venakale..fridn gaditho chepina arey amway come pick me asap ani..adu navi vasthuna anadu....iddu waiting sare ani opaliki poyina.. oka 10min tharuvaha frnd callling laga chesi....car aa ..kavala epudu ..ipuda..kastam bey ananu.urjent aa ani..sare vasthuna ani chepina...ediki chusthundu motham..arey bhayya..itla urgent anata OFF camp job povali anta car na degara undhi ananu... ledhu ledhu kusoo anadu..5 min kusni..he is calling anannu...adiki em ardham kale ...sare i will come behind u anadu... nenu ledhu ledhu just drop and will be bck ananu..undu ani full force chesindu..15 min lo bck ananu...last ki 25 min tahruvatha okk malla ra thondharga..message me when u pick me andu.sare ani ..arena bayataki vachi...pargu tesina... etla ante edho donga thanam cheisnatu...last ki oka parking lot degariki vachi frnd gadiki call chesina...adu vachinaka navindu chudu....nenu chepina naku ekado doubt ani nuvu pyinav ani....

 

inthalo manodu message ...where r u ani.. should i come ani..reply bck ani..20 messages in 5-10 min.. nenu lite tesuko i am not into this trap ani petsina...blocked him on FB>....not in touch with him after that....adu H1 payana vachindu adini evado bakara chesinaru...adu nanu chedham anukunadu.. i almost got trapped 2 times like thissilent_I1silent_I1silent_I1silent_I1silent_I1

Mana dhaggara evadanna thagilaada?? Walmart or wood hollow lo

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40 minutes ago, TOM_BHAYYA said:

Mana dhaggara evadanna thagilaada?? Walmart or wood hollow lo

yeah college days lo st.louis gudilo thaglindu... i saw u somewhere ani ...friends emo ..no we never saw u anaru.. ledhu  ani em chestahnaru.. ekada ani adigi ma vadini number adginadu...edho businness ani..vadiki skype chesi mari savadhobindu apaatlo... apude gurilo evoo ichundu kuda drinks anata amway vi

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nakaithe Indian Student Association thru okadu parichayam ayyedu...

india lo unnappudu baaga chatting chestunde...manchiga advice istunde...ikkadiki vacheka job/asstship ekkada unnayo cheptanu ani kooda cheppindu kaka...

US ragane ISA accomdate chesina room lo move ayyenu...luckily oka senior on H1 gradudated in same school and working in same school....he was my roommate....

athaniki cheppina...palaanna XYZ anta...evening pool daggaraki rammanadu...jobs/asstships kosam info istunnadu anta andhariki ani cheppenu...

roomate XYZ peru vinaagane...vaddu ra bhai adhi AMWAY...jobs/asstship ani lure chesi AMWAY lo join chestaru...ani...

he also told a story about how he had to cut off ties with a girl bcoz she joined amway and pressured him to join but he said no...appati nunchi aa XYZ ni avoid chestunde...manchi impression untunde athani meedha but he is just an Ahole ani akkadiki vellaka telisindhi.

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Nenu USA vacchina kotthalo , oka mumbai kurroditho room sharing.  Nenu offshore lo vunnapati nunchi parichayam and he use to lead a team. manchi pay ne vasthundhi vadiki.

Naaku car ledu, so daily thana car lo office ki velle vallam. Intial three days life lo goals gurinchi class peekevadu and nenu oka business chesthunna along with job , i earn a lot of money ani sollu start chesadu and finally he told its amway.

India lo ilanti vallani chudatam valla "take it easy" ani cheppa. vadu peddhaga react avvala.  Inka next day nunchi car lo songs badhalu.. Amway CD's play chese vadu.. mana avasaram so moosukoni vunde vadini.. malli dani meedha discussions.. he got big home , he got island .. nenu ala avvali ani..

 

torture valla kaka, one month lo home lease teesukoni shift ayya.. 

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