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Just now, Variety_Pullayya said:

lol...naku aithe okadu wife or GF tho vachadu...ammayi bhagundi ani kasepu vinna...nijamga parichayam undi emo ani :P

nenu alane vaadu chepina sollu antha vini vaadi wife ni line lo petti esa...  ipuuudu ekkdadunndhooo sweet memores 

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On 8/6/2016 at 3:01 AM, busstand_bathku said:

Work chese technologies adiginaka, I'm ex-google employee, startup pedthuna i want employees like you ani number tiskoni subway lo kalsi sava 10gude inka tarvatha...

same lines.. one month,,, nijamga startup anukunna.. uiy.gif?1422125874

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On 8/6/2016 at 5:02 PM, libraguy863 said:

Naa katha 2008 lo story --Austin TX Walmart lo Hey nice to see a desi after longtime .. .. India lo ekkada wow my wife is also from vizag too i like that place blah blah .. we should keep meeting and be inn touch.. btw i have a presentation tomorrow will you be able to join for lunch with me.. kotha lo manaki emi telusu sare pada ante as is video chupinchi sava10gude ...

 

 

tx lo desi gadu after long time endi vadi mokam meda penta brahmi%20laugh_01.gif?1403646236

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On 8/6/2016 at 9:01 AM, busstand_bathku said:

Work chese technologies adiginaka, I'm ex-google employee, startup pedthuna i want employees like you ani number tiskoni subway lo kalsi sava 10gude inka tarvatha...

Lol

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recent ga oka item gadu Walmart lo kalisi i met you or seen you somewhere ..do you want to make extra income and all blah blah.. meet me at hooters anna. we cannot concentrate on the plan anta pichi pulka gadu. number block chesi denga 

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On 8/7/2016 at 0:01 AM, Moon_Walker said:

Manollaki manchiga chepthe ekkada intaaru....vaadu mana address adiginappudu nallolla area address iyyali...Valla area la enter kaagane desi gaaniki backdoor entry pakka..

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On 8/8/2016 at 8:32 PM, rapchik said:

nenu job kosam search chesthuna time lo na btech senior okadu nenu VA coming from PA lets meet anadu.. adu nenu motham Btech lo 2 hai -bye..adu chadhvulo thopu..sare pilodu kaludham anadu ani sare ananu... manaku job leddhu..ma frnd gadu endhuku bey sakaga telvadhu antunav anadu chal D*** ani...... frnd gadini drop cheyimananu adu chepina location ki..sare ani start ayinamu..adu ekada downtown degara chepindu arena ...pothe adda edho event lagga undhi...andharu suits only esukunaru nenu pichodila vachina endhi ra edhi kaludham anav eda unav ante... edane ra anadu.... sare ayina poyina... mavodu bhi suit esukundu... edho conference meeting job dhi anukuna.. U can also join anadu...ok join ayi editho mataldthu undham ankuna.. but its paid anadu ..entha ananu..200$ anadu.. arey bhai levu ananu...sare nenu chustha anadu ..free tickets levu..adu 200 peti ticket konadu... jevitham intha manchodu endhi edu. anukuna..... lopaliki poyina jevitham min 2500 peopel or 5k people untaru sadium full pack..nanu oka degara kuso petindu.. vadu vastha ani etuoo poyindu...sare ani ittu attu chusthuna ..conference started... pakana chusthe ma btech class mates idharu unaru...arey mama ediki vachinaru ..how ananu...edanena ante...ledhu mams..NJ anadu..jevitham endhuku vachinav ante...na bondha..log time no see anadu kaludham anadu.. ticket book anadu..manaku job ledhu ani vachina ...edhi em anukuntunav anadu...telvadhu ante...mana india lo amway ra ayya anadu.... DEVUDAAA ....anukuna.. ma return tickets adu book cheyali...memu irki poyinam nuvu dengey lekapothe irikipothav anadu...naku ardham kale ..friend gadiki call chesthe ethatledhu...enthalopla adu vachindu... fridn called back 1 min ani vachina bayataki.. adu vachindu venakale..fridn gaditho chepina arey amway come pick me asap ani..adu navi vasthuna anadu....iddu waiting sare ani opaliki poyina.. oka 10min tharuvaha frnd callling laga chesi....car aa ..kavala epudu ..ipuda..kastam bey ananu.urjent aa ani..sare vasthuna ani chepina...ediki chusthundu motham..arey bhayya..itla urgent anata OFF camp job povali anta car na degara undhi ananu... ledhu ledhu kusoo anadu..5 min kusni..he is calling anannu...adiki em ardham kale ...sare i will come behind u anadu... nenu ledhu ledhu just drop and will be bck ananu..undu ani full force chesindu..15 min lo bck ananu...last ki 25 min tahruvatha okk malla ra thondharga..message me when u pick me andu.sare ani ..arena bayataki vachi...pargu tesina... etla ante edho donga thanam cheisnatu...last ki oka parking lot degariki vachi frnd gadiki call chesina...adu vachinaka navindu chudu....nenu chepina naku ekado doubt ani nuvu pyinav ani....

 

inthalo manodu message ...where r u ani.. should i come ani..reply bck ani..20 messages in 5-10 min.. nenu lite tesuko i am not into this trap ani petsina...blocked him on FB>....not in touch with him after that....adu H1 payana vachindu adini evado bakara chesinaru...adu nanu chedham anukunadu.. i almost got trapped 2 times like thissilent_I1silent_I1silent_I1silent_I1silent_I1

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maa room lo Nepali gaadu unde, business plan undhi, part time ga cheyachu, u dont hv to put any extra effort annadu. I asked him is it Amway, he said no. One fine day he took me to conference, and he asked me to SUIT UP. there I see desi people. they did not mention amway any where, but in presentation they showed.

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On 8/6/2016 at 5:05 PM, mastercheif said:

number icchi reverse lo 10gandi ba... i started doing that, so far 2 bakaras ayyaru.

sublte ga pencha .. asked them to explain sh!t, speaker lo petti xbox adukunna. Vaadu hello hello ante , yes yes I am here please continue anta.

last few lines....

ME: nenu join ayethey family and friends ni add cheyyali kada ? 

Amway: Yes they are best candidates to join the program.

Me: IF they are not interested they avoid you and after few days they hate you. I cannot be a cheap guy asking others like that.

Amway: Okay boss, bye

ME: Don't ever call me again (laughing loudly)

 

 

Lol

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Shah gadi amway experience.

Okka pori edho app lo request pampethe accept chesa,appateke kottendhe pori endhe manaku request pampadam endhe anese,ponelle desi gallam kadha koncham edho liking anukunna,2nd day message chesendhe,whats up anne english lo 

nenu as usual ga nthng annanu

enka start memu startup okkate pedthunamu anese and looking for IT guys like you antee,nenu edho whatsapp laaga,facebook laaga apps anukoni and garage nunche start ayye startup anukoni excite ayye,cool anne cheppe and ame technologies antee and details adegethe i cant discuss on message,call me anese number pampenchendhi.
Nyt okka 2 peggulu paddaka challi kallam kadha anese enkokate vesse pori ke call chesa,ame sangathulu antu start chesa and startup edho cheppav ante app based antuu adega,

enka adhe start chesendhe i cant discuss details lets schedule sometime to meet with my senior partner anukuntu,enka naaku doubt kottendhe edhe edho amway galla trap laaga vndhe anese and enka manam start chesa ee week and next week kudardhu i will  be out of town christmas and new year ke velthunna alla koncham vedde place ke anese,adhe start chesendhe ekkadeke velthunav and antee plans anese,edho bachelor gallam alla alla vacation ke velthunam le anna,vacation lo vunnapudu when will u b back anese msg chese my senior partner wants to talk to you anese annadhe,nenu okka days lo vasthanu anese cheppa,2 days tharvatha message chese is this a good time to talk anese annadhe,call chese presentation vndhe can you stop by antee,enka musugulo guddulatallu enduku anese,do you work for amway anne adega,daneke answer cheppa kunda edho esb quadrant and edho quadrant gurunche telsa antee,naaku ella telusthayye asalu 1st time ventunna antu start chese nenu 1st lo naku ame teleyadu ella maa senior partner anukuntu cheppendhe,okka 2 minutes venna enka naa valla kaka,

i asked u a simple question do u work for amway and y d u r telling me all dis anese,appudu cheppendhe yes i work for amway anese,enka telesendhe ga manaku adukovadam,
start chesa antee meeru ella apps lo kuda vodalra avarne,asalu mee torture tattuko leka audience forums lo blogs antha rasthunna meeku enka siggu raadha,maakuinterest lennapudu anduku padhe padhe join avvandi antaru,dont you have minimun decency,chusthunte manchi schools lo chaduvkunav how did you end up like this anese anna,enka adhe start chesendhe nenu pedda n best schools lo schooling,college chesa  anukuntu baarega dialougelu chependhe,nenu cheppa antha pedda schools lo chadeve anduku ella chillar ga chesthunav,pappa baaga hurt ayye call cut chesendhe and message chesendhe - this is not everyone,i felt its only for best ppl anukuntu,nenu well good luck finding others anese anna,pappa enka good luck with your 9-5 job annadhe enka naaku peaks ke vellendhe frustration aa maatake enka start chesa messages lo ella
nenu 9-5 job chesthunna its more than amway and torturing others anukunta banda buthulu thote appateke 2 peggulu paddayye anuko anduke alla vesukunna,okka hour tharvatha realize ayya pappam pappa nu baaga hurt chesa anese and enka start chesa testing ee amway anne pakkana pettu lets talk something different anese and adega pappanu lets meet for coffee anese,pappa okka day tharvatha reply echendhe,entha anna reply echendhe antee pappa anne okkasare malle alochencha appudu ardham ayyendhe pappa mana profile pic lo mana car tho degena photo ke ame ayena tempt ayye echenatlu vundhe anukunna,
meet avvudam anukoni n place cheppu anna edho starbucks deggara kaludam annadhe,ok anese ella identify cheyyale nennu anne adega,akkada lopata kurchunta anese cheppendhe,ok anese vellanu starbucks ke bayate nunche chusa appudu ardham ayyendhe adhe Pappa kadhu pedda aunty anese and lopateke kuda vellakunda bayata nunche bayate jump kotte,message kotta caught with office work cant amke it anese and enka aunty message chesendhe you should have told me before anukuntu,lyt thesukoni block chesa enka final ga.

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On 8/17/2016 at 3:33 PM, Uchiha said:

recent ga move ayya..bofa atm ekkada ani okadu tagulukunadu mall lo.. inkodu walmart lo ekado chosinatu undhe mimmlani ani... 

Lol

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