Poor Guy

[Julai]

Poor Guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

[master123]

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[Jai chiruPandhijeeva]

Same Pandhichiru gadi PandhiRct and alluarzoopandhi gaysstory lage undhi ga...meeku ilati story's mathram perfect suit avuthai..ra..sankarayya gadu cheppindhi 100% correct me gurunchi

Sankarayya you rock

are me batch elanti stories thappa emi ravu ra konda erri poo gallu me joker,comedian chiru amar rahey..!!

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[Julai]

Orey Ko*j*a Bali Pandhijeeva...gaaa...meeku entha sepu...boothulu..matladadam thappaa...ey mo*d*a chetha...kaadu...aa Bali gaadi...laagey ...Ooru..Naak*dukulu..aa Vaseline...neelanti..ved*avalani...ongo betti..Gaadidalatho...kumminchaali pleasedie

[Jai chiruPandhijeeva]

Orey Ko*j*a Bali Pandhijeeva...gaaa...meeku entha sepu...boothulu..matladadam thappaa...ey mo*d*a chetha...kaadu...aa Bali gaadi...laagey ...Ooru..Naak*dukulu..aa Vaseline...neelanti..ved*avalani...ongo betti..Gaadidalatho...kumminchaali pleasedie

shut up orey pentajako pandhijeeva kondaerri poo..nuvu rasindhi endhibhe...kuyya ga... buthulu story rasi bathake luchagallau.... neeku mo da anedhi unte kadha ra chakka ga

a vaseline edho nuvvu ne guda ki rasko...manchi centre chuskoni ongoni pandhi tho dhenkichuko pleasedie

[Julai]

orey k*jj* pandhiee..ee joke lo...characters yevaro..thelusa...

Husb: Balio

Wife: aadi..pellam

Prisoner:Bellamkonda..   

[Julai]

jai pandi gadini goranga adukuntunnavu kada papam vadini vadileyi inka..lekapothey edusthadu g! g! g! g! g! g!...

ledu..mama..nenu saradaga..joke post chestey...ee kuyya..gaadu..vachi kelikaadu...ippudu..enjoy chesthunnadu

[Nandamuri Barre Koduku]

ledu..mama..nenu saradaga..joke post chestey...ee kuyya..gaadu..vachi kelikaadu...ippudu..enjoy chesthunnadu

hahahaha

[Jai chiruPandhijeeva]

orey k*jj* pandhiee..ee joke lo...characters yevaro..thelusa...

Husb: Balio

Wife: aadi..pellam

Prisoner:Bellamkonda..   

Orey kuyya...konda eri poo jako nayala...nenu lenappudu ******* laga postlu veskovadam kadhura... hammernd

                                          husb : pandhichiru

                                          wife : aadi pellam

                                       prisoner: Mentalkrishna

@3$% @3$% @3$% &^% !@: g! g! g! g! g!

Nuventha a ath pakodi gadivi..rey neeku antha scenledhu ra..nenu ne laga family's joliki vellani ra lafoot langa nayala..eka chusko ra...neeku chukalle...sabbar nayala...!!  warningnf

[Jai chiruPandhijeeva]

nuvvu anvasaranga gelukkoku mari .. nuvvu Erri poo avuthunnavu... g! g! g! g!

deeniki reply ichi malli kaku.. nenu navvalenu inka..

Orey laddu konda erri pooo ga...nuvu entha konda erri poo gadivi ani already prove ayyav le ra picha na ko ga...orey kuyya...nubbu nanu anavasarnga gelakamaku ra..nvvu enni id lu creat chesina..ne penta lafoot langa postlu chusthune ardham avthai..ne antha konda erri psuhpam gadu and me pandhichiru gadiki a sankarayya dhe correct poi vadidhi baga gudu...pichi pooo langa  ga

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[kirboy]

!@: !': hahaha....

[dingu]

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[kaala yamudu]

Julai anna, mkiraaak post vesaav !!!


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[vikuba]

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[prakum007]

[quote author=Jai chiruPandhijeeva link=topic=8717.msg38827#msg38827 date=1246561215]
Orey laddu konda erri pooo ga...nuvu entha konda erri poo gadivi ani already prove ayyav le ra picha na ko ga...orey kuyya...nubbu nanu anavasarnga gelakamaku ra..nvvu enni id lu creat chesina..ne penta lafoot langa postlu chusthune ardham avthai..ne antha konda erri psuhpam gadu and me pandhichiru gadiki a sankarayya dhe correct poi vadidhi baga gudu...pichi pooo langa  ga
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shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up  Vadedo comedy gaa veskunnaadu..nuvvu vacchi enduku lolli sestunnav warningnf warningnf warningnf warningnf warningnf warningnf warningnf warningnf warningnf warningnf warningnf