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โ›”๐Ÿ™ˆAdult content warning๐Ÿ™ˆโ›”

๐ŸŽ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽƒ

Nipple Nipple Little Starย 
Can I fuck U in My Carย 
Up above Ur **** So Highย 
Always milky Never dryย 
Let Me Press it ย 
Don't feel Shy ย 
Open Ur Panty ย 
Let Me Try ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Sexy Husband Jumps On bed in nude Position . . .ย 
Wife: I have fever . . .
Husband : I know that,
So i have powdered my penis with Crocin ย 
Now u decide, u want to take it orally or as AN injection . . . !!!๐Ÿ˜

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Questions: โ€œWhy Do Men Wear Underwear?โ€
Answer: โ€œAs Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Timeโ€œ

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Message - Nursery Rhyme in 2020:
ย Jack and Jill went up the hill,
ย To have lots of sex n thrill
ย Jack ** Jill and Broke her seal,
ย And Jill came down Shouting
ย i-pill i-pill

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Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping .
She Removes Her Top, More Claps..
..
Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps ..
& P@nty, Total Silence????.
.
.
.
Moral : You Can't Clap With 1Hand๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.

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Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.

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Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

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Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... Forward... Backward... Forward... Backward....
Forward... Stop and eject.๐Ÿ˜…

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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are screwed.

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7 qualities of a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S ๐Ÿ˜†

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Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.๐Ÿ˜œ

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Q What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

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Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐ŸŽ

Secret of long life...
Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two legs!!๐Ÿ‘ข๐Ÿ‘ข๐Ÿ‘ข๐Ÿ‘ข

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TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it is called Langoti .ย 
๐ŸŽ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ…
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๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŠ๐ŸŽ

๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ“

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เฐธเฐ‚เฐคเฐพเฐจเฐ‚ เฐ•เฑ‹เฐธเฐ‚ เฐธเฑเฐจเฐพเฐจเฐจเฐฟเฐ•เฐฟ เฐชเฑ‹เฐคเฑ‡ เฐ‰เฐจเฑเฐจ เฐฒเฐฟเฐ‚เฐ—เฐ‚ เฐŠเฐกเฐฟเฐชเฑ‹เฐฏเฐฟเฐ‚เฐฆเฐŸ

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เฐšเฐพเฐ•เฐฒเฐฟเฐฆเฐพเฐจเฐฟ เฐ…เฐ‚เฐฆเฐพเฐจเฐฟเฐ•เฐฟ เฐธเฐจเฑเฐฏเฐพเฐธเฑเฐฒเฑ เฐ—เฑเฐฆเฑเฐฆเฑเฐ•เฑ เฐšเฐšเฑเฐšเฐพเฐฐเฑ

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เฐ‰เฐจเฑเฐจเฐฎเฑเฐฎ เฐตเฑเฐชเฑเฐชเฐฐเฑ‹เฐกเฐฟเฐคเฑ‹ เฐชเฑ‹เฐฏเฐฟเฐจเฐพ เฐตเฑเฐฐเฐคเฐตเฐฟเฐงเฐพเฐจเฐฎเฐ‚เฐŸเฐพเฐฐเฑ..เฐฒเฑ‡เฐจเฐฎเฑเฐฎ เฐฒเฑ‡เฐšเฐฟเฐชเฑ‹เฐคเฑ‡ เฐฒเฑ‡เฐ•เฑ€เฐคเฐจเฐ‚ เฐ…เฐ‚เฐŸเฐพเฐฐเฑ..

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เฐชเฐฟเฐšเฑเฐšเฐฟ เฐฎเฑเฐฆเฐฟเฐฐเฐฟ เฐ—เฑเฐฆเฑเฐฆ เฐ•เฐฟ เฐ—เฐœเฑเฐœเฑ†เฐฒเฑ เฐตเฑ‡เฐธเฑเฐ•เฑเฐ‚เฐฆเฐฟ เฐ…เฐจเฐฟ ..

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เฐฎเฑŠเฐนเฐฎเฐพเฐŸเฐพเฐจเฐฟเฐ•เฐฟ " เฐŠ " เฐ…เฐ‚เฐŸเฑ‡ เฐฎเฑ‹เฐฏเฐฒเฑ‡เฐจเฐ‚เฐค เฐฌเฐฐเฑเฐตเฑ เฐฎเฑŠเฐฏเฐตเฐฒเฐธเฐฟ เฐตเฐšเฑเฐšเฐฟเฐ‚เฐฆเฐ‚เฐŸ เฐคเฐฐเฑเฐตเฐพเฐค

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เฐฌเฐฟเฐณเฑเฐฒ เฐ•เฑŠเฐธเฐ‚ เฐฌเฐฟเฐ•เฐพเฐฐเฐฟ เฐ…เฐฏเฑ€เฐชเฑŠเฐฏเฐพเฐกเฑ

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เฐ“เฐธเฑ, เฐถเฑ‹เฐญเฐจ เฐฎเฐ‚เฐŸเฑ‡ เฐ‡เฐ‚เฐคเฑ‡เฐจเฐพ, เฐ‡เฐฆเฑˆเฐคเฑ‡ เฐฎเฐพเฐˆเฐฐเฐฟเฐ—เฐพเฐกเฑ เฐฐเฑ‹เฐœเฑ เฐšเฑ‡เฐธเฑเฐคเฐพเฐกเฑเฐ—เฐพ!
เฐจเฑ‡เฐจเฐฟเฐ‚เฐ•เฐพ เฐเฐฎเฐฟเฐŸเฑ‹ เฐ…เฐจเฑเฐ•เฑเฐจเฑเฐจเฐพเฐจเฐ‚เฐฆเฐŸ, เฐ…เฐฎเฐพเฐฏเฐ• เฐชเฑ†เฐณเฑเฐฒเฐฟเฐ•เฑ‚เฐคเฑเฐฐเฑ

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4 minutes ago, ziboomba1 said:

เฐชเฐฟเฐšเฑเฐšเฐฟ เฐฎเฑเฐฆเฐฟเฐฐเฐฟ เฐ—เฑเฐฆเฑเฐฆ เฐ•เฐฟ เฐ—เฐœเฑเฐœเฑ†เฐฒเฑ เฐตเฑ‡เฐธเฑเฐ•เฑเฐ‚เฐฆเฐฟ เฐ…เฐจเฐฟ ..

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