Friday machala jokes

[kiraak_poradu]

⛔🙈Adult content warning🙈⛔

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Nipple Nipple Little Star 
Can I U in My Car 
Up above Ur **** So High 
Always milky Never dry 
Let Me Press it  
Don't feel Shy  
Open Ur Panty  
Let Me Try 😂😂😂

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Sexy Husband Jumps On bed in nude Position . . . 
Wife: I have fever . . .
Husband : I know that,
So i have powdered my penis with Crocin  
Now u decide, u want to take it orally or as AN injection . . . !!!😝

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Questions: “Why Do Men Wear Underwear?”
Answer: “As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time“

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Message - Nursery Rhyme in 2020:
 Jack and Jill went up the hill,
 To have lots of sex n thrill
 Jack ** Jill and Broke her seal,
 And Jill came down Shouting
 i-pill i-pill

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Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping .
She Removes Her Top, More Claps..
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Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps ..
& P@nty, Total Silence????.
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Moral : You Can't Clap With 1Hand😂😂

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Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops.

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Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman?
A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass.

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Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

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Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... Forward... Backward... Forward... Backward....
Forward... Stop and eject.😅

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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are screwed.

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7 qualities of a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S 😆

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Q: Who is a gynecologist?
A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.😜

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Q What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

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Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front"

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Secret of long life...
Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two legs!!👢👢👢👢

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TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it is called Langoti . 
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[mybabyboy]

all are good but last one is awesome

[Doola]

57 minutes ago, kiraak_poradu said:

Now u decide, u want to take it orally or as AN injection . . . !!!😝

[Prabhas_Fan]

[kiraak_poradu]

4 hours ago, Doola said:

[kiraak_poradu]

4 hours ago, mybabyboy said:

all are good but last one is awesome

[ziboomba1]

సంతానం కోసం స్నాననికి పోతే ఉన్న లింగం ఊడిపోయిందట

[ziboomba1]

చాకలిదాని అందానికి సన్యాసులు గుద్దుకు చచ్చారు

[ziboomba1]

ఉన్నమ్మ వుప్పరోడితో పోయినా వ్రతవిధానమంటారు..లేనమ్మ లేచిపోతే లేకీతనం అంటారు..

[ziboomba1]

పిచ్చి ముదిరి గుద్ద కి గజ్జెలు వేసుకుంది అని ..

[ziboomba1]

మొహమాటానికి " ఊ " అంటే మోయలేనంత బరువు మొయవలసి వచ్చిందంట తర్వాత

[kiraak_poradu]

Lol

[ziboomba1]

బిళ్ల కొసం బికారి అయీపొయాడు

[ziboomba1]

ఓస్, శోభన మంటే ఇంతేనా, ఇదైతే మాఈరిగాడు రోజు చేస్తాడుగా!
నేనింకా ఏమిటో అనుకున్నానందట, అమాయక పెళ్లికూతురు

[Bhai]

4 minutes ago, ziboomba1 said:

పిచ్చి ముదిరి గుద్ద కి గజ్జెలు వేసుకుంది అని ..