kiraak_poradu Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 โ๐Adult content warning๐โ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ Nipple Nipple Little Starย Can I U in My Carย Up above Ur **** So Highย Always milky Never dryย Let Me Press it ย Don't feel Shy ย Open Ur Panty ย Let Me Try ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ Sexy Husband Jumps On bed in nude Position . . .ย Wife: I have fever . . . Husband : I know that, So i have powdered my penis with Crocin ย Now u decide, u want to take it orally or as AN injection . . . !!!๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ Questions: โWhy Do Men Wear Underwear?โ Answer: โAs Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Timeโ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ Message - Nursery Rhyme in 2020: ย Jack and Jill went up the hill, ย To have lots of sex n thrill ย Jack ** Jill and Broke her seal, ย And Jill came down Shouting ย i-pill i-pill ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ Bar Girl Dancing, Public Claping . She Removes Her Top, More Claps.. .. Removes Her Skirt, Louder Claps .. & P@nty, Total Silence????. . . . Moral : You Can't Clap With 1Hand๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ Q: What's the difference between cricketers and condoms? A: Cricketers drop the catches and condoms catches the drops. ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and a woman? A: Riding a bicycle you fix your ass & move your legs, riding a woman you fix your legs & move your ass. ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night. ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ Q: What's common between men and video? A: Both go backward... Forward... Backward... Forward... Backward.... Forward... Stop and eject.๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are screwed. ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ 7 qualities of a perfect wife: Beautiful, Responsible Energetic Adorable Sweet Truthful and Self-Organized. In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T. S ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ Q: Who is a gynecologist? A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure.๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ Q What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new HOLES. ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? The animals told him......... .."Your tail is in the front" ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ Secret of long life... Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two legs!!๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi? SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it is called Langoti .ย ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฑ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mybabyboy Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 all are good but last one is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doola Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 57 minutes ago, kiraak_poradu said: Now u decide, u want to take it orally or as AN injection . . . !!!๐ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ziboomba1 Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 เฐธเฐเฐคเฐพเฐจเฐ เฐเฑเฐธเฐ เฐธเฑเฐจเฐพเฐจเฐจเฐฟเฐเฐฟ เฐชเฑเฐคเฑ เฐเฐจเฑเฐจ เฐฒเฐฟเฐเฐเฐ เฐเฐกเฐฟเฐชเฑเฐฏเฐฟเฐเฐฆเฐ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziboomba1 Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 เฐเฐพเฐเฐฒเฐฟเฐฆเฐพเฐจเฐฟ เฐ เฐเฐฆเฐพเฐจเฐฟเฐเฐฟ เฐธเฐจเฑเฐฏเฐพเฐธเฑเฐฒเฑ เฐเฑเฐฆเฑเฐฆเฑเฐเฑ เฐเฐเฑเฐเฐพเฐฐเฑ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziboomba1 Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 เฐเฐจเฑเฐจเฐฎเฑเฐฎ เฐตเฑเฐชเฑเฐชเฐฐเฑเฐกเฐฟเฐคเฑ เฐชเฑเฐฏเฐฟเฐจเฐพ เฐตเฑเฐฐเฐคเฐตเฐฟเฐงเฐพเฐจเฐฎเฐเฐเฐพเฐฐเฑ..เฐฒเฑเฐจเฐฎเฑเฐฎ เฐฒเฑเฐเฐฟเฐชเฑเฐคเฑ เฐฒเฑเฐเฑเฐคเฐจเฐ เฐ เฐเฐเฐพเฐฐเฑ.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziboomba1 Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 เฐชเฐฟเฐเฑเฐเฐฟ เฐฎเฑเฐฆเฐฟเฐฐเฐฟ เฐเฑเฐฆเฑเฐฆ เฐเฐฟ เฐเฐเฑเฐเฑเฐฒเฑ เฐตเฑเฐธเฑเฐเฑเฐเฐฆเฐฟ เฐ เฐจเฐฟ .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziboomba1 Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 เฐฎเฑเฐนเฐฎเฐพเฐเฐพเฐจเฐฟเฐเฐฟ " เฐ " เฐ เฐเฐเฑ เฐฎเฑเฐฏเฐฒเฑเฐจเฐเฐค เฐฌเฐฐเฑเฐตเฑ เฐฎเฑเฐฏเฐตเฐฒเฐธเฐฟ เฐตเฐเฑเฐเฐฟเฐเฐฆเฐเฐ เฐคเฐฐเฑเฐตเฐพเฐค Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ziboomba1 Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 เฐฌเฐฟเฐณเฑเฐฒ เฐเฑเฐธเฐ เฐฌเฐฟเฐเฐพเฐฐเฐฟ เฐ เฐฏเฑเฐชเฑเฐฏเฐพเฐกเฑ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ziboomba1 Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 เฐเฐธเฑ, เฐถเฑเฐญเฐจ เฐฎเฐเฐเฑ เฐเฐเฐคเฑเฐจเฐพ, เฐเฐฆเฑเฐคเฑ เฐฎเฐพเฐเฐฐเฐฟเฐเฐพเฐกเฑ เฐฐเฑเฐเฑ เฐเฑเฐธเฑเฐคเฐพเฐกเฑเฐเฐพ!เฐจเฑเฐจเฐฟเฐเฐเฐพ เฐเฐฎเฐฟเฐเฑ เฐ เฐจเฑเฐเฑเฐจเฑเฐจเฐพเฐจเฐเฐฆเฐ, เฐ เฐฎเฐพเฐฏเฐ เฐชเฑเฐณเฑเฐฒเฐฟเฐเฑเฐคเฑเฐฐเฑ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhai Posted November 4, 2016 Report Share Posted November 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, ziboomba1 said: เฐชเฐฟเฐเฑเฐเฐฟ เฐฎเฑเฐฆเฐฟเฐฐเฐฟ เฐเฑเฐฆเฑเฐฆ เฐเฐฟ เฐเฐเฑเฐเฑเฐฒเฑ เฐตเฑเฐธเฑเฐเฑเฐเฐฆเฐฟ เฐ เฐจเฐฟ .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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