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Marriage Proposal

Dear Ms. XXXXXXXXX,

Baby, I ‘v seen you yesterday while surfing on local train

platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For

long time, I have been lonely, trying to find a bug in my life and you can

be a real debugger for me now.

My life is just an uncompiled program without you, which never

produces an executable code and hence is useless. You are not only

beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.

Your smile is so delightful, which encourages me and gives

power to me equal to thousands of mainframes processing power. When you

looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules were running

smoothly and giving expected results. /* Which I never experienced before

*/.

With this letter, I just want to convey to you that, if we

linked together, I’ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary

for a human being to live an error free life.

Also don’t bother about the firewall which may be created by

our parents as I’ve strong hacking capabilities by which I’ll ultimately

break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.

I anticipate that nobody is already logged in to your database

so that my connect script will fail. And its all certain that if this

happened to me,I will crash my system beyond recovery.

Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all

privileges of your inbox.

Only yours,

XYZ Software Professional

monkeydanceds

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