Jump to content

Bas tard..!!


anticastepolicy

Recommended Posts

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a Bas tard.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

( The psychiatrist kissed the girl )

GIRL: ......Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Bas tard.

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

( The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top )

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Bas tard.

GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

( The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes )

GIRL: Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Bas tard.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

( The psychiatrist had sex with the girl )

GIRL: .Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Bas tard.

GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST: Bas tard!!!!!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...