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1. Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed.

We serve the needy, not the greedy...

2. Yesterday's news : An aunty was raped while jogging.

Today's news: More aunties found jogging.

3. How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?

By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE

4. Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:

SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.

6. Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.

Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain !

Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.

7. Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade.

When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: "Yahi thee, Yahi thee"

8. Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing Santa thinks:... Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.!!!

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