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kevinUsa

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Alexa, I am feeling horny. Alexa : most certainly you are. Don't worry. I dimming the lights. Setting your ac to 22 degrees. The dick hardner is kept on top right shelf of your wardrobe. The pussy gel is kept next to it. I have hired your favourite Thai messeur. She is just 12 minutes away as per her uber ride status. I have scheduled her 5k payment from your credit card 2 hours from now. I have checked your wife's GPS and she is in big bazaar lower parel buying groceries. As per her buying checklist stored on my disk, she will take at least 2 more hours plus considering Google maps traffic, more 1 hour to reach home. Enjoy your **. And yes, your condom is in the pull out drawer of living room and the key to that drawer is in your wallet. This is the last condom, so have added condoms to your Amazon cart.

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43 minutes ago, kevinUsa said:

Alexa, I am feeling horny. Alexa : most certainly you are. Don't worry. I dimming the lights. Setting your ac to 22 degrees. The dick hardner is kept on top right shelf of your wardrobe. The pussy gel is kept next to it. I have hired your favourite Thai messeur. She is just 12 minutes away as per her uber ride status. I have scheduled her 5k payment from your credit card 2 hours from now. I have checked your wife's GPS and she is in big bazaar lower parel buying groceries. As per her buying checklist stored on my disk, she will take at least 2 more hours plus considering Google maps traffic, more 1 hour to reach home. Enjoy your **. And yes, your condom is in the pull out drawer of living room and the key to that drawer is in your wallet. This is the last condom, so have added condoms to your Amazon cart.

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