marketing concepts -- funny

[master123]

Professor at IIM A was explaining Marketing concepts:

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say,

"I'm very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a

gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at

you says,

"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number. The

next day you call

and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to

her and pour her a

drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag

after she drops it, offer

her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very

rich. Will you marry

me?"

That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, "You are very

rich.."

That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry

me"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "Im very rich. Marry

me!"

And she introduces you to her husband.

That's Demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and before you say, "I'm very

rich. Marry me!"

She turns her face towards you ------------ she is

your wife!

That's competition eating into your market share.

[psycopk]

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[ramuk]

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