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Husband Wanted..!!

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A 30 YEAR OLD VIRGIN GAVE AN ADVERTISMENT IN A NEWSPAPER.

"HUSBAND WANTED",BUT THREE CONDITIONS.

1) HE WILL NEVER BEAT ME.

2) HE WILL NEVER RUN AWAY FROM ME.

3) AND FINAL ONE, HE MUST BE VERY GOOD ON BED.

THERE IS NO RESPONSE FOR MANY DAYS FOR HER.

FINALLY ONE DAY SHE HAD GOT A BIG KNOCK ON HER DOOR WITH A BIG SOUND "BANG".

WHEN SHE OPEN THE DOOR A HANDICAP MAN IS SITTING ON HIS WHEEL CHAIR.

HE HAS NO HAND AND NO LEGS.

CONFUSED THE VIRGIN GIRL ASK HIM HOW HE IS BEST SUITED TO HER.

HE ANSWER THAT 1) I HAVE NO HANDS SO I WILL NEVER BEAT YOU.

2) I HAVE NO LEGS SO I WILL NEVER RUN AWAY FROM YOU.

THEN THE GIRL ASK HIM " AND WHAT ABOUT ON THE BED"???????????

THE GUY REPLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WHAT THE F**K DO YOU THINK I KNOCK YOUR DOOR WITH?????????

AS I HAD NO HANDS AND NO LEGSS

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