Some matrimonial confessions

[JohnSnow]

#Confession of some matrimonial badhitudu.

Girl:-So how much do you earn?

Boy:-How much should your perspective groom earn to keep you happy and satisfied?(He asked this because he never discloses his income and net worth.)

Girl:-The boy should earn at least 30 LPA to keep me happy.

Boy:-I read your profile and you have written that you are earning 5 LPA and your family income is around 20 LPA. So according to your demand you must not be happy with your current Family income?

Girl:-(with a weird expression) NO! I am completely satisfied with my family income and I can fulfill all my needs.

Boy:-If you are happy with your family income then why are you expecting your future husband to earn at least 30 LPA to keep you happy?

*Silence for some time*

Girl:-I am satisfied with 20 LPA but it would be great if he earns a little more.

Boy:-Don’t you think you are being a little greedy?

Girl:-Of course not! I am earning 5 LPA so I expect my potential partner to earn at least 3–4 times more than me otherwise how will I be able to respect him?

Boy:-Tell me one thing if he is earning 4 times more than you will he respect you?

Girl:-Of course he will.

Boy:-But you will not respect him if he is not earning 4 times more than you?

*Again silence*

Finally the girl’s friend interfered and said that every girl needs financial security there is nothing wrong in asking that the prospective groom should provide it to the girl.

Boy:-No there is nothing wrong in asking for financial security but what she is asking shows absolute greed. Right now she is happy with 20 LPA but after wedding she wants that her partner should earn at least 30 LPA. Wedding is not like changing your job so you can expect a jump in your income.

Saying this he paid the bill and left.

[Ram51]

nenu oka gunta tho skype call lo nenu taaguta neeku ok na ani adigaa.. ya thats not a big deal these days ani seppi.. valla ayya tho vaadu taagubothanta naku oddu ani seppindi.. vaalla ayyemo maa ayyaki seppadu.. final ga ma parents ki aa gunta valla nenu tagutha ani telisipoyindi 

[JohnSnow]

Ee parents expectations inka bagunnai. 

Expectation of Girl's parents on Indian Matrimony site

1. We have taught our daughter to be independent, she does not know how to cook, clean or shop. Basically she has no idea that there are other people in the world with their own lives and needs, so you must adjust.

2. Unless you earn 30 lakh, there is no way we can talk to you.

3. We have an educated daughter who earns 3 lakhs per annum.

4. Our daughter is 4 feet tall, you must be having height of at least Khali, else the kids will look ridiculous. She is dusky, you must be very fair. We want cute Grandchildren.

5. Our daughter smokes all day and on weekend she drinks all night, so you must not be a smoker or a drinker, she will need your liver and kidneys someday!

6. She is a party animal, very popular among guys and she told us that all girls in her circle feel insecure and jealous. She want her husband to be open minded and broad thinker about being her ultra modern and independent lifestyle and he must not be insecure if she comes late from work or pub.

7. You need to have a Duplex flat and at least two imported cars , else what status does my daughter have? Do you expect her to keep travelling in an auto, metro or local train even after marriage, like she is travelling now?

8. Our daughter has many extra curricular talents,apart from dancing on the floor in disc, she participated in a drawing competition and writes incomplete short poems and she is planning that she is going to be an entrepreneur some day. So you need to have a Civil servant level Government job or highly paying job in TOP MNC so that she can follow her passion

9. My daughter has 3250 friends on Facebook, very popular on INSTA, Snapchat, Tinder etc which means she will be a little busy.

10. You must not have any female friends. My daughter cannot handle all her male friends while stalking your female friends at the same time. After marriage please delete facebook account.

11. She can check your phone any time and there must not be any password on your phone and on your laptop. After all she will be your wife and there is nothing private between a couple.

12. Since she was 14 and got her first mobile as a gift from a creepy Ex, She always keeps her phone locked. Dont ever ask her password. Her mother once asked and she screamed like hell, neighbors give her way since that day if they see her. So be in your limits, better keep this point in mind and respect her privacy. She needs her space.

13. We will come visit you 30 times in a year, and will stay in your flat. Arrange leaves to take us to explore the city

14. Cut off all your ties with your family. What ever money given to your dad and mom please ask them to return. Your siblings cant visit you as she wont feel comfortable with them. Our girl needs 2 AC in her bed room), and she cannot share her bed, after marriage. 

15. You can get some weird calls regarding her last 11 years in college and in job. Don't believe those creepy guys. If they send any emails dont open them and delete them asap. None wants to see other person happy. "Those all pictures are morphed" Just concentrate you are going to get married to a modern, independent, amazing girl.

16. For honeymoon, Please book tickets to Bahamas she told us its a beautiful Island somewhere in Europe or in London. 

Though she never been out of the town all her life, as we couldn't afford, but after marriage you should fulfill her dreams if you apply and she says the magical word “yes”

17. We will share the marriage function expense equally which will be held in our city. You can bring maximum 30 people. Ours will be 400 guests.

18. For your “would be” loving bride please buy only diamond jewelry. If you don't gift her expensive jewelry, how she will be able to respect you?

19. You must not be staying with your parents and should be ready to stay in our city.

20. Her brother and her mother will be staying at your place during his engineering.

21. Her father is a constable in Home Guard, and assist the police constable all day, so we have good connections in the system, if anything goes wrong, during or after marriage.

Btw We are not interested in getting connected with any Political family, Police officer’s family or Advocates. Please excuse us.

22. We have parental agriculture land which may go for a govt project. She will sign the documents that all that money belongs to her little brother. Though as per Indian panel code she is equal partner of that amount with her brother, “here” We will follow old Hindu tradition of not taking any land/money from parents after marriage.

23. Don't expect a single penny from us, As we are Anti dowry activists and “here” we will not follow of old Hindu trend of Dowry but We will follow Indian panel code where dowry doesn't exists.

[cosmopolitan]

What was the boy’s salary?

[JohnSnow]

1 minute ago, Ram51 said:

nenu oka gunta tho skype call lo nenu taaguta neeku ok na ani adigaa.. ya thats not a big deal these days ani seppi.. valla ayya tho vaadu taagubothanta naku oddu ani seppindi.. vaalla ayyemo maa ayyaki seppadu.. final ga ma parents ki aa gunta valla nenu tagutha ani telisipoyindi 

Ayyoo.. Donga munda, silent ga reject cheseyyacchu ga. Aina US dhaka vacchi beer thagakunda theerdham thaguthara

[JohnSnow]

1 minute ago, cosmopolitan said:

What was the boy’s salary?

• Works in a US based MNC in New Delhi.
• Earns 45 LPA and posseses assets worth 3 crore.

anta

[Hydrockers]

3 minutes ago, Ram51 said:

nenu oka gunta tho skype call lo nenu taaguta neeku ok na ani adigaa.. ya thats not a big deal these days ani seppi.. valla ayya tho vaadu taagubothanta naku oddu ani seppindi.. vaalla ayyemo maa ayyaki seppadu.. final ga ma parents ki aa gunta valla nenu tagutha ani telisipoyindi 

Baa inka kaleda pelli

[Ram51]

8 minutes ago, JohnSnow said:

Ayyoo.. Donga munda, silent ga reject cheseyyacchu ga. Aina US dhaka vacchi beer thagakunda theerdham thaguthara

ade kada.. paiga na mundemo no big deal ani seppindi 

6 minutes ago, Hydrockers said:

Baa inka kaleda pelli

ledu baa.. okka himaja kuda tagalatledu andharu hemalu tamannale tagultunnaru

[Hydrockers]

Just now, Ram51 said:

ade kada.. paiga na mundemo no big deal ani seppindi 

ledu baa.. okka himaja kuda tagalatledu andharu hemalu tamannale tagultunnaru

29 lopu chesuko 

Lekapote kastame

[JohnSnow]

Just now, Ram51 said:

ade kada.. paiga na mundemo no big deal ani seppindi 

ledu baa.. okka himaja kuda tagalatledu andharu hemalu tamannale 

Himaja deniki, ippudantha punarnavi venta paduthunnaru akkada 

[MobileMusic]

EEEWW!! Those 23 unreasonable demands indicate shortage of girls and over supply of boys 

[JohnSnow]

1 minute ago, MobileMusic said:

Those 23 demands indicate shortage of girls and over supply of boys 

Yes 2 decades back chala mandhi scanning cheyinchi maree girl aa kaadha ani check chesukune vallu..

We are facing the consequences now

[Scada]

5 minutes ago, JohnSnow said:

Yes 2 decades back chala mandhi scanning cheyinchi maree girl aa kaadha ani check chesukune vallu..

We are facing the consequences now

Karma falam 

[MobileMusic]

26 minutes ago, JohnSnow said:

Yes 2 decades back chala mandhi scanning cheyinchi maree girl aa kaadha ani check chesukune vallu..

We are facing the consequences now

https://www.google.com/search?q=china+ratio+of+male+to+female

https://www.google.com/search?q=china+ends+one+child+policy

[walter18]

59 minutes ago, JohnSnow said:

Ee parents expectations inka bagunnai. 

Expectation of Girl's parents on Indian Matrimony site

1. We have taught our daughter to be independent, she does not know how to cook, clean or shop. Basically she has no idea that there are other people in the world with their own lives and needs, so you must adjust.

2. Unless you earn 30 lakh, there is no way we can talk to you.

3. We have an educated daughter who earns 3 lakhs per annum.

4. Our daughter is 4 feet tall, you must be having height of at least Khali, else the kids will look ridiculous. She is dusky, you must be very fair. We want cute Grandchildren.

5. Our daughter smokes all day and on weekend she drinks all night, so you must not be a smoker or a drinker, she will need your liver and kidneys someday!

6. She is a party animal, very popular among guys and she told us that all girls in her circle feel insecure and jealous. She want her husband to be open minded and broad thinker about being her ultra modern and independent lifestyle and he must not be insecure if she comes late from work or pub.

7. You need to have a Duplex flat and at least two imported cars , else what status does my daughter have? Do you expect her to keep travelling in an auto, metro or local train even after marriage, like she is travelling now?

8. Our daughter has many extra curricular talents,apart from dancing on the floor in disc, she participated in a drawing competition and writes incomplete short poems and she is planning that she is going to be an entrepreneur some day. So you need to have a Civil servant level Government job or highly paying job in TOP MNC so that she can follow her passion

9. My daughter has 3250 friends on Facebook, very popular on INSTA, Snapchat, Tinder etc which means she will be a little busy.

10. You must not have any female friends. My daughter cannot handle all her male friends while stalking your female friends at the same time. After marriage please delete facebook account.

11. She can check your phone any time and there must not be any password on your phone and on your laptop. After all she will be your wife and there is nothing private between a couple.

12. Since she was 14 and got her first mobile as a gift from a creepy Ex, She always keeps her phone locked. Dont ever ask her password. Her mother once asked and she screamed like hell, neighbors give her way since that day if they see her. So be in your limits, better keep this point in mind and respect her privacy. She needs her space.

13. We will come visit you 30 times in a year, and will stay in your flat. Arrange leaves to take us to explore the city

14. Cut off all your ties with your family. What ever money given to your dad and mom please ask them to return. Your siblings cant visit you as she wont feel comfortable with them. Our girl needs 2 AC in her bed room), and she cannot share her bed, after marriage. 

15. You can get some weird calls regarding her last 11 years in college and in job. Don't believe those creepy guys. If they send any emails dont open them and delete them asap. None wants to see other person happy. "Those all pictures are morphed" Just concentrate you are going to get married to a modern, independent, amazing girl.

16. For honeymoon, Please book tickets to Bahamas she told us its a beautiful Island somewhere in Europe or in London. 

Though she never been out of the town all her life, as we couldn't afford, but after marriage you should fulfill her dreams if you apply and she says the magical word “yes”

17. We will share the marriage function expense equally which will be held in our city. You can bring maximum 30 people. Ours will be 400 guests.

18. For your “would be” loving bride please buy only diamond jewelry. If you don't gift her expensive jewelry, how she will be able to respect you?

19. You must not be staying with your parents and should be ready to stay in our city.

20. Her brother and her mother will be staying at your place during his engineering.

21. Her father is a constable in Home Guard, and assist the police constable all day, so we have good connections in the system, if anything goes wrong, during or after marriage.

Btw We are not interested in getting connected with any Political family, Police officer’s family or Advocates. Please excuse us.

22. We have parental agriculture land which may go for a govt project. She will sign the documents that all that money belongs to her little brother. Though as per Indian panel code she is equal partner of that amount with her brother, “here” We will follow old Hindu tradition of not taking any land/money from parents after marriage.

23. Don't expect a single penny from us, As we are Anti dowry activists and “here” we will not follow of old Hindu trend of Dowry but We will follow Indian panel code where dowry doesn't exists.