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No disrespect but disregard everything that was said so far.

It's show time... (that's a dialogue in the movie)

This is a twist-fest (twisting the story for the sake of twisting it, fooling the audience worse than Andadhun) and a disconnected patch-work. Whoever wrote it should quit writing immediately, go back to school and finish their training first. It leaves us clueless what's happening on the screen and who's who or why's what all through the movie.

The director should stick to directing and hire experienced writers for writing. Speaking about speciality skills and experience - a tailor should do the stitching - not plumbing. There is no flow of scenes and it is impossible to connect the dots which is the biggest issue in this movie, follow the story or understand the happenings with several people coming in and going out in every frame - only the writer might barely remember what he wrote. The scenes are either rushed too quickly from one to another (like Jackie getting killed within seconds - you won't feel anything due to no character-building or bonding) or dragged on forever causing fatigue. The story glorifies a don!

Do any of these people have proper education/training/experience to act/direct/work in movies or they became one just because their father worked in the industry before? Incompetent and inexperienced. They should complete their filming education first (like Sankalp did).

Terminator, Matrix, Mr & Mrs Smith, Mission Impossible, Avengers (jet-men), Mad Max, Transformers, la blah blah... all copied, thrown into a blender and mashed up into this big mess of a kichidi. Yeah, there is a desert sand storm too and people flying in the air like birds using mechanical wings.

All suits and no sense! You'll see a lot of old/young guys in very expensive suits and contributing literally nothing to the story. The villain choking his own paralyzed father with silly dialogues for laughing...

Annoying comedy (no one will laugh at it) - I'd give them an extra star if they removed ALL the comedy from it and just kept it serious instead.

5 pressure cooker whistles during a fight - is that even a comedy?? (this comedy may have suited a movie made 50 years ago), fight inside a residential building, people falling down from the balconies, a butcher place, a gym of wrestlers, a black panther, a python, an ostrich on the street - with no clue why they were fighting over what. Some people are laughing, some are cooking food, some are laying on the bed, some are just watching while the fights happen here. Also, while fighting he flirts with a lady in a kitchen who is cooking food.

Diving over the cliff for no purpose, standing on the top at edge of a downtown building at night for no purpose, crushing 2 cars with a tank at the end of a song for absolutely no purpose, super-hero elevation, super cars, bullet-proof, invincible, grim Mad Max faces 😂, catching things in the air while driving, catching the falling heroine in mid air and landing unhurt... Take out the silly, old-fashioned elevation and focus on content, instead.

Showing an abandoned village (when there is not enough place anywhere for people to live in India).

Inappropriate office mannerisms, romancing a coworker like it is a job responsibility.

Lousy songs, nonstop loud BGM, jarring noises... It's not music - it's noise from too many cooks/music-directors who don't know when to stop or slow down.

Acting - nada, zilch, zip - even though most of them are old actors in the industry. Why can't they bring new faces instead of Chunky? Mandira couldn't act. Chunky Pandey is hyped up as the best in the movie but he is as boring as a panda. Katrina would have suited better.

Too many actors and no headroom for the story. Avengers End Game had over 20 super heroes with no headroom for story but they pulled it off very slickly and this is how education matters and experience counts! We could take the heroine, Mandira and 98% of the old guys in suits completely out of the equation and still lose nothing in the movie.

It is hilarious to watch Jackie Shroff cast as a bad guy - just as much as watching Jagapathi Babu cast as a goon - again and again and again... The dumbo directors should realize - these are sweet guys - not assassins - and just wearing dangerous-looking costumes and bad-as$ makeup is not going to alter their sweet disposition.

They show a futuristic city from the 22nd century with cool graphics (quick, very brief) like a city in a video game - any non-Indian watching it would assume that's how cool India is  😂 A BIG Thank You for the super city!!

Our manly hero looks sleep-deprived with heavy eyes (really), tired, exhausted, lousy, bored and utters very, very slow and sweet dialogues. He probably knew the story and dialogues are silly during filming.

One-time watch for some graphics - and see how disconnected it is. Just ignore the haphazard story, silly comedy, loud music and everything else.

No wonder we cannot go wrong with most Hollywood/Bollywood movies - at least they are serious with good acting and story-telling. This one is not it. The trailer is misleading... This is not a movie - this is disastrous a video game. We can watch even a disastrous movie if they take silly out of it, keep it serious and not write like they are super-smart when actually they are writing in 1970's style, trying to fool audience and taking them for a ride.

They may still make even sillier movies in future because profit is all that matters to them due to mass consumption of over-population, craze, hero-worship... Maybe he will direct a better movie next time and we wish him luck...

PS: I like all the heroes - it's just that they do not get a chance to act in serious, down-to-earth movies.

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18 minutes ago, MobileMusic said:

No disrespect but disregard everything that was said so far.

It's show time...

This is a twist-fest (twisting the story for the sake of twisting it, fooling the audience worse than Andadhun) and a disconnected patch-work. Whoever wrote it should quit writing immediately, go back to school and finish their training first. It leaves us clueless what's happening on the screen and who's who or why's what all through the movie.

The director should stick to directing and hire experienced writers for writing. Speaking about speciality skills and experience - a tailor should do the stitching - not plumbing. There is no flow of scenes and it is impossible to understand the happenings with several people coming in and going out in every frame - only the writer might barely remember what he wrote. The scenes are either rushed too quickly from one to another (like Jackie getting killed within seconds - you won't feel anything due to no character-building or bonding) or dragged on forever causing fatigue. The story glorifies a don!

Do any of these people have proper education/training/experience to act/direct/work in movies or they became one just because their father worked in the industry before? Incompetent and inexperienced. They should complete their filming education first.

Terminator, Matrix, Mr & Mrs Smith, Mission Impossible, Avengers (jet-men), Mad Max, Transformers, la blah blah... all copied, thrown into a blender and mashed up into this mess of a kichidi. Yeah, there is a desert sand storm too and people flying in the air like birds with mechanical wings.

All suits and no sense! You'll see a lot of old/young guys in very expensive suits and contributing literally nothing to the story. The villain choking his own paralyzed father with silly dialogues for laughing...

Annoying comedy falls flat (no one will laugh at it) - I'd give them an extra star if they removed ALL the comedy from it and just kept it serious instead.

5 cooker whistles during a fight - is that even a comedy?? (this comedy may have suited a movie made 50 years ago), fight inside a residential building, people falling down from the balconies, a butcher place, a gym of wrestlers, a black panther, a python - with no clue why they were fighting over what. Some people are laughing, some are cooking food, some are laying on the bed, some are just watching while the fights happen here.

Diving over the cliff for no purpose, standing on the edge of a downtown building at night for no purpose, super-hero elevation, super cars, bullet-proof, invincible, grim Mad Max faces 😂, catching things in the air while driving, catching the falling heroine in mid air and landing unhurt... Take out the silly, old-fashioned elevation and focus on content, instead.

Showing a deserted village (when there is not enough place anywhere for people in India to live).

Inappropriate office mannerisms, romancing a coworker like a job responsibility (dream world).

Lousy songs, nonstop loud BGM, poor mixing/mastering, jarring noises... It's not music - it's noise from too many cooks/music-directors who don't know when to stop or slow down.

Acting - nada, zilch, zip - even though most of them are old actors in the industry. Why can't they bring new faces instead of Chunky? Mandira couldn't act. Chunky Pandey is hyped up as the best in the movie but he is as boring as a panda. Katrina would have suited better.

Too many actors and no headroom for the story. Avengers End Game had over 20 super heroes with no headroom for story but they pulled it off very slickly and this is how education and experience counts and matters! We could take the heroine, Mandira and 98% of the old guys in suits completely out of the equation and still lose nothing in the movie.

It is hilarious to watch Jackie Shroff cast as a bad guy - just as much as watching Jagapathi Babu cast as a goon - again and again and again... The dumbo directors should realize - these are sweet guys - not assassins - and just wearing dangerous-looking costumes and makeup is not going to alter their sweet disposition.

They show a futuristic city from the 22nd century with cool graphics (quick, very brief) like a city in a video game - any non-Indian watching it would assume that's how cool India is  😂 A BIG Thank You for the city!!

Our manly hero looks sleep-deprived with heavy eyes, tired, exhausted, lazy, lousy, bored and utters very, very slow and sweet dialogues. He probably knew the story and dialogues are silly during filming.

One-time watch for some graphics - and see how disconnected it is. Just ignore the haphazard story, silly comedy and everything else.

No wonder we cannot go wrong with most Hollywood/Bollywood movies - at least they are serious with good acting and story-telling. This one is not it. The trailer is misleading... This is not a movie - this is disastrous a video game. We can watch even a disastrous movie if they take silly out of it, keep it serious and not write like they are super-smart when actually they are writing in 1970's style, trying to fool audience and taking them for a ride.

They may still make even sillier movies in future because profit is all that matters to them due to mass consumption of over-population, craze, hero-worship... Maybe he will direct a better movie next time and we wish him luck...

Vuncle, rasnava copy paste chesnava? Anyway, 100% agreed with full review. 

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5 minutes ago, Kool_SRG said:

 

Baagundi cinema annattunaru ga..

Ha vuncle, super undi. Tappaka chudali nuvu. 

 

9 minutes ago, riashli said:

Ninna show ki booked but vellaledu, but chusta definite ga

must watch vaunty. matinee ki velloste 8 pm ki set aina. you should also experience the wonder. 😀

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