North Indian Women Vs South Indian Women---Funny!!

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North Indian Women Vs South Indian Women---Funny!!

**what it means to have a North Indian Women as your WIFE***********

1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.

2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.

3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie-theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.

5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.

6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her gray hair.

7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "SRK movies" thinking that she misunderstood you would take care of her as SRK does to his heroine in Yash Raj Films.

8. You are a very "Rude and Insensitive human being" post-marriage.

9. She always thought that Chennai/A.P is a state and covers the whole of south india until she met you.

10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to " walk out"

11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.

12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "You don't take care of me" and "You always use me for SEX"

13. She thinks her life is now pity for being associated with you.

******what it means to have a South Indian Women as your WIFE***********

1.Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT/IIM or any other top notch educational institution.

2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " I am a better husband than you are to your wife"

3. She shies if you use four letter 'F' word.

4. She slowly destroys your individuality by first taking you away from your parents, then from your relatives, then from your friends and finally your identity

5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.

6. Her name is another name of a Goddess or a flower or beautiness.

7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra) .

8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself.

9. For weddings, she sports a heavy ammunition of jewelry, gold coated saree, and high end foot wear and demands you to always guard and praise her when with other people.

10. She thinks Mr.ABC (from IIT) is the sexiest man alive.

11. Her favourite hero is Nagarjuna.

12. Her mantra for success is to do pooja all day while eliminating any chances of you having a real "pooja" in your life.

13. She cries for every emotional scene and thinks she is the kindest person on this planet.

14. She bores you by telling how to be a good husband, good father, good family person while not giving you a chance to speak your version.

15. You have to act humble, loving and kind with all her relatives when she acts as if your relatives are the rudest of all she met in her life.

16. Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than your weight.

17. Theoretically, she assumes she is more educated than you.

18. Her father thinks he could have got a better deal for the dowry he gave in buying a husband for his daughter, while her mother thinks she could have got better grand-sons/grand-daughters if her daughter got married to guy other than you.

North India, South India, does not matter where you are, women always Wooo the men.

[KnightRider]

its long too dude hitwalltwice

[Julai]

repeated post

[monarch]

the north indian part is almost trueee..... 

[Aamani15an]