how to earn money with out doing anything..

[changure]

2 hours ago, Michaelbarbosa said:

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him: "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

The moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high...

Lesson No. 2

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

But soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

The moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson No. 3

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said: "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said: " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said: "We should be the Boss because we do all the work earn all the money."

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss.

So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.

Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the !

The moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

true true

[covid1990]

1 hour ago, Pitta said:

[BeautyQueen]

TS  

[BeautyQueen]

3 minutes ago, covid1990 said:

E scene dialogue enti marichipoya

[covid1990]

Just now, BeautyQueen said:

E scene dialogue enti marichipoya

pub nundi paripothu police laki dorikinappudu na phone la 3 contacts unnay annapudu gif bro adi 

[emitlu]

3 hours ago, Virata_Parvam said:

go on...

Sit near a tree...Meditate and talk in the air for few days...

[covid1990]

1 minute ago, emitlu said:

Sit near a tree...Meditate and talk in the air for few days...

chippa marchipoinav bro 

[emitlu]

2 minutes ago, covid1990 said:

chippa marchipoinav bro 

No Chippa unte Bichagadu....adi kuda lekapothe ....Chettu kinda velasina kothhaa Baba..

Tax free MOney....

[BeautyQueen]

6 minutes ago, covid1990 said:

pub nundi paripothu police laki dorikinappudu na phone la 3 contacts unnay annapudu gif bro adi 

[odhu_le_macha]

2 hours ago, Michaelbarbosa said:

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him: "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

The moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high...

Lesson No. 2

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

But soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

The moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson No. 3

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said: "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said: " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said: "We should be the Boss because we do all the work earn all the money."

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss.

So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.

Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the !

The moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

[xano917]

4 hours ago, bostonbro said:

If you are street smart , act as emotional manipulator and get into shitty politics......hire media.

if you are striaght forward....get out of india first

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[dasari4kntr]

3 hours ago, Michaelbarbosa said:

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him: "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

The moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high...

Lesson No. 2

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

But soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

The moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson No. 3

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said: "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said: " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said: "We should be the Boss because we do all the work earn all the money."

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss.

So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.

Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the !

The moral of the story: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

Nice stories 

[Anta Assamey]

[kathanayaka]

aa vedhava sareeram ammeskunte enni kavalante anni paisalu

[BeautyQueen]

22 minutes ago, kathanayaka said:

aa vedhava sareeram ammeskunte enni kavalante anni paisalu

Sugar daddy type ah