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Condaleezza: sir I have a report here about the leader of china

Bush: great WHO is it

Condaleezza: HU is the new leader of china

Bush: that's what I want 2 know

Condaleezza: that's what I am telling u

Bush: that's what I amasking you WHO is the new leader of china

Condaleezza: yes George I mean the fellow HU

Bush: the guy in china

Condaleezza: HU

Bush: the leader in china

Condaleezza: HU

Bush: the china man

Condaleezza: HU is leading china

Bush: now why r u asking me that

Condaleezza: I am telling you HU is leading china

Bush: now even I am asking u WHO is leading china

Condaleezza: that's the man's name

Bush: that's WHO'S name

Condaleezza: yes

Bush: will u or will u not tell me the name of the new leader of

china

Condaleezza: yes sir (interrupted)

Bush: Yasser Arafat is in china? I thought he was in Middle East

Condaleezza: that's correct but ...................

Bush: then WHO's in china

Condaleezza: yes sir, I ........................

Bush: Yasser is in china

Condaleezza: no sir

Bush: look Condaleezza I need 2 know the name of the leader.

Get me the secretary general of UN on the phone

Condaleezza: Kofi (pronounces it as coffee)

Bush: no thanks

Condaleezza: you want Kofi

Bush: no

Condaleezza: u don't want Kofi

Bush: no but now that u mentioned it I would like a glass of milk n then get me the Secretary General on UN

Condaleezza: yes sir

Bush: not Yasser the guy at UN

Condaleezza: Kofi

Bush: milk please and will you please make that call

Condaleezza: call WHO sir ??

Bush: who is the guy at UN ??

Condaleezza: HU is the guy in china

Bush: U STAY OUT OF CHINA

Condaleezza: yes sir

Bush: AND STAY OUT OF MIDDLEEAST just make that call n get the guy at the UN

Condaleezza: Kofi

Bush: alright with cream and 2 teaspoons of sugar !!!

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