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Just now, Heroin said:

@Paidithalli double role emo 😛 andaru paidithalli ni doubt padevallanna konchem Marandi ra babu

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[Manikyam]

1 hour ago, Kumaravaarma said:

 @Catalpha @Arey_enti_ra_idi

 

paidithallicrazy

Vani vlogs from USA haters will hate and crying ppl will cry vani garu ... google employee ki wife avvadam anedhi chala peddha adhrushtam... at least vallu Google company lo watchmen kuda avvaleremo... we are with you ... meeru dhusukellandi

baga ekkistunadu 

[nag_mama]

3 minutes ago, Heroin said:

@Paidithalli double role emo 😛 andaru paidithalli ni doubt padevallanna konchem Marandi ra babu

[Silveradotwo]

Just now, nag_mama said:

Mama manchi oka diff story ey ..,

[nag_mama]

26 minutes ago, Silveradotwo said:

Mama manchi oka diff story ey ..,

nuvvu sadavavu pettavu story story antav, ayina adigav kabatti yestunna

nenu dorms ki rakamundhu  bayata oka apartmentlo friends tho undevadini... Vallallo okadi peru Sandeep...Veedu  matram separatega vandukunevadu.. Maku jobs levu aa timelo..Current bill baga vasthundani, only oka fridge matrame on chesevallam... (Peddadhi)..inko fridge vesevallam kadhu...Kani Sadeepgadu, vadu techukune milk(only this nothing else) bottle kosam oka fridge vesukunevadu...Vadu non-veg, onions thinevadu kadhu...Vegitable kuda techukodu...Everyday same Papad curry ...  Koni rojulu asalu yemee vandukunevadu kadhu...Just milk tagi padukunevadu... Apples techukuni, yevaru leni timelo bag open chesi thinevadu..

 

Maku ardham ayedhi kadhu...Okaroju , midnight rest roomki vellanu.... Vadu already rest roomlo unnadu...lock chesukovadam marichipoyadu...Kani vadu yem chesthunnado telusa? 

Apple thintunnadu in rest room...Naku thikka  den**ndhi,,, gattiga arichanu...memu neeku yala kanapaduthunnam ra ani gattiga arichanu...Vadu Yem cheppado telusa.... Roomie ki disturb cheyakudadhu anta.... 

MS lo ma kinda apt lo okadu vundevadu, vadante janalaki hadal  Chicken curry ante vadu water boil chesi chicken vesi uppu karam vesi ayipoyindhi ane vadu.

E madyane inkodu tagiladu ma friend gadi roomate, vadu rojuki only 6-7 times tintadu inthaka mundhi 8 times tinevadu anta  @3$%, shopping ki velthe anitiki prices gurthu petukuni billing chesevaalaki chepthu vuntadu  okko sari restroom lo ki velli flush cheyakunda vachestadu pysch gadu adigithe marchipoya antadu anta

 

mama, same ilanti panulu, ma dorms lo chinkee gallu chestharu mama...

1.  Chinkeelu Chiken alage thintaru...Waterlo boil chesukuni, daniki food color kalipi thintaru...No salt and pepper...

2.hinkeelu jobski vellaru...yeppudu chusina chinna pillalu ade games adukuntaru netlo...Game s bore kodithe, kotchenki vastharu...Naku ippatikee doubt yemitante, ..daylo 11 hours thintune untaru...kani size peragaru... sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink thinadanike puttaru anukunta...

3. Okadu Mana indian recenga 1 month back achadu india nundi.... Idhi highlight...Ma pakkaroomlo dhigadu...Dorms yela untayo telusuga...Common rest room...Vadu ayyaka yela flush cheyalo teliyaka, Vadu techukunna mug(from india...uju gadu) lo water theesukelli danilo posthunnadu....Nenu bayata brush chesukuntunna....adigani what happened ani...cheppadu...NAku  Vere rest roomki theesukelli chupincha...ila chey ani...

 

1. Room rent lo prathi okkaru 1 dollar yekkuva ivvali...(Yendhukante, thanu time theesukuni, owner kosam wait cesi money pay chesthundhi)...

2. Andharu kalise cooking chesukovali..No separate cooking (I dont know the reason)

3. Morning timelo no lights on

4. Laptops , after 11pm shut down chesi, Nidra povali( yendhukante, current bill thagginchukovali...aa timelo movies chusthe nidra poyevallaki disturbane)

5.  Roomloki friends rakudadhu...

6. Rest roomlo  20 minutes kanna ayekkuva undedhi kadhu...

7. Hot water yekkuva use cheyakudadhu...

8Inka gurthu levu..

 

PS: (Bracketslovi nenu mee kosam rasnavi)...Reasons ave cheppedhi...   Pakka roomlo unde memu , roju avi chusi, oka range lo navvukunevallam...

 

ma room lo vadu okadu egg burji lo ketchup vesi chesadu

ma room andhatram 1 yr tittem vadiki pedda eppudu chesi vadilaga super vuntundhi ra 

nenu eppudu india lo kuda elage chesanu ani soll cheppi mari chesadu

 

a bayankaram mayna roo mate gurunchi cheputha....vadu arava batch ..i mean (chennai chapala batch)...us ki l1 visa meda vachadu....malla vadi age 31 vokkati..inka pelli kaledu....nenu e madhyalo ne room mara..unfortunate ga vedu thagiladu.....vedi shestalu cheputhe meru padi padi navutharu...alanti manshi vadu

general ga manam ekkada move ayna patha room lo ne padesi vastha i mean utencils ayna evi ayna..except my personal belongings , vedi room ki vachi room loo rest thesukuntunna..ratri 8.30 avuthundi thinta ani kuda adagadam ledu daridrudu..manaku koncham akali vesi kitchem room ki poyya....aythe koncham night ki annam pettava ani adiga vadini..vadu emo ne samanlu nuvu thechukovali..nenu emivvanu neku ani annadu....sare nenu weekend varaku thesukunta ani cheppa....ippatiki annam petu raaa..ante vokka chinna cup loo half pettuthunadu kakruthi nakoduku..arey atleast vokka glass anna petu raa..akali vesthundi ante..nuvu repatiki kuda thesukelthava ani aduguthunadu vadu......arey kadu ra babu dinner ke raa ante..antha thintava nuvu antunadu vadu....vadini emanalo naku aythe ardham kaledu......atlast 1 cup peti repatinunchi aythe nenu neku em ivalanu ani direct chepadu....vedini chuste manushulu ante ne bayama vestundi naku aythe..manishi ki vunna value thesesthunaru e lk na ******.....inko ka twist enti ante..bathroo loo tissue papers kuda separate anta.....thu veni amma anukunnna..bath roo loo tissue papers kuda separate aaa.....vamoooooo vedi pichi kunna pada anukunna.....inkoti enti ante.....appartent motham loo vokka dust bin kuda vundadhu intlo i mean restoom , kitchem hall ekkadi vokkati kuda petaledu, enduku ani aduguthe smell vasthadi anta......prati vokka china daniki atlast napkin paper ni kuda padayali ante bayataki poyi padayali.......vadi pisunari thananiki nenu thatukolekapothunna.......inko sari chennai na kodukuloo tho vundadhu ani decide aypoyya......idi just trailer lantidi ..vadi gurunchi pustha rayavatchu....anthati mahanubagudu vadu

 

maa room lo okadu undevadu vadini midanam anevallam..

vadu okasari pakka roomlo maa friend(bandodu) bf choostuu kottukuntunte choosi melliga nannu pilichi vadu eam chestunnadu ani adigaduuuuu.........

appudu naku eam cheppaloo teliyaleee......

okka nimisham shock tini... ila expression ichhi nenu jump ipoyaaa.......

tarvata vere vallani kooda adigadanta marusati roju maa bandodi paristiti

 

inkokati.. vadi laptop lo eppudu oka cinema chudadu, vadi laptop lo oka pata kud apetukodu. 

memu movie chustu unte vachi pakana kurchoni chustadu. madhya lo emina aputhe  titevadu. maku kopam vachi ne laptop chudavachu kada ra. ammo nenu chudanu.. virus vastadi...

 

and songs petukuna movies petukuna mind disturb avuthadi.. download cheste virus vastadi.

 

how to make a egg curry

1. oil vedi kakamunde avalu jilakara vesi. ulipayalu vesi avi kuda oka 10min ala ala veyinchi water posi andhulo eggs pagala koti vesi uppu karam vesi oka 20min mutha petu.

egg curry is ready

 

Maa dorms lo, restroomski(to take bath) just curtains untayi anthe...adhi theesthe, manaki darsanam anthe....Memu chala jagrathaga currtains close chesi, sideki unna hookski thagisthamu...kani ee Chinkee na ko**kulu , asalu curtains vesukoru mama... !q# !q# yeppudaina job undi, podhunne lechi snanam cheyadaniki velithe, vallu bare bodiestho darsanam istharu ...anthe ika aa roju  !q# !q# 

 

Mid night toiletki velithe, chinkee gallu , okari bochu okaru cut chesukunta unataru,,,,hesukunte no problem...Body meedha nulu pogu lekunda untaru mama...

 

osaari ma Junior gadu US vachina kothalo maa apts ki daggarlo unna Burger King ki nadchukuntu velladu night time lo, only Drive-Thru matram unde so vadu Cars madhyalo linelo nilchuni Window daggara order chestunde,,,,,,, Kallu di undi you need to hve a car to order ani chepte manodu daanitho pedda godava Car lekunte endi enduku order teeskovu ani, adi ikkadnunchi vellakapothe I will shoot your fcuking head-off andi antaa

 

this is my friend(s) experience who worked @ Desi Store...

Oka aunty store lo vegetables section lo Onions pottu teesi bag lo vestundi... store owner vachi.. entandi onions pottu teestunaru Onions padayyaya ante she replied :

"Pottu baruvu kadandi anduke teestuna" 

 

ma roomate kottaga blackberry konnadu

 

first week lo restaurant lo pani chestu fone water lo pades kunnadu

 

emi ardam kaka vadu microwave 5 minute heat chesi , adi open chesi andulo pettadu

 

enduku ra ala pettav ante...vadu ela annadu microwave heat ekkutadi kada appudu fone andulo pedute fone aruthadi ani pettadanta

 

nenu vachina kottallo okasari bus venaka door nunchi ekkanu pend tho kalisi sSc_hiding2

lopala conductor vastademo ani eduru chusamu .. raledu sCo_hmmthink

oho aha pree pree pree anamata ikkada busses anukunna 

intiki velli seniors ki chepte dorikitey bokkalo tostaru ala cheyyakudadu annaru 

 

VA vachina kotha lo oka room lo diga ..motham 4 mems vundey valluu..

 

first day night room ke velaganeyy rice vundi tinu anaru..apatikey full ga akali vesta vundey sariki sarey ani chepi poyi plate lo petukoni ,,, glass lo water petukoni techukunnaa.. elopu edaru vacharuu okadu plate nadi ani enkokadu glass nadi ani 2 patukupoyaru..    apatikapudu bayatiki velli palte konuku techukoni tinna  

 

enkokadu emo apatlo 2 days na phone leka vadini oka sari ph evaraa frend ke call cheyali urgent gaa antey ledu mama ekuva sepu matlditey charging sarig work cheyatlledu anadu  

 

Nenu US ki vachina 2 days ki jarigindhi ee incident.... vachina next day bayataki raaledhu, 2 days tharvatha naa kanna mundhu vachina athanu(pedhayana) padandra bayataki mee tho bank accounts open cheyistha ani Bank of America ki theesukelladu........

 

I was carrying travelers checks with me and a DD for tuition fee.....So, bank account open chesanu and teller adigindhi, "Do you want all your traveler check amount to be deposited" ani.....kotha kadha room advance, rent inka karchulu untay ani 2k cash kaavali ani adiga.....while she was counting money(anni $100 bills count chesthundhi, $100 antey pocket laavu ga kanabadthundhi, risk endhuku ani), i asked her " Can you please give me $500 notes" ani anna.......appudu adhi SORRY?? andhi....nenu vinabadaledhu emo anukoni......"$500 note, $500 note" anna...(appudu note ni ikkada bill antaru ani theleedhu).....still adhi  sir andhi.......naaku appatiki velagaledhu......dabbulu theesukoni bayataki vachi, akkada unna anna tho chepthe.....ikkada  $100 e maximum thammudu ani cheppadu.....Baaga  navvukunna appudu...

 

nenu US ochaaka rakarakala manushulni choosa, India ki velthe karchu avuthundhi ani 5yrs ga US lo ne undevallani, Parents call chesthe karchu avvuddi ani month ki okasaari intiki ph chese vallani, US citizenship kosam ikkada pillalni kani, ikkada penchithe karchu ani India pampina vallani, Pelli cheskunna MBBS ammai ikkadakochaaka Steps clear cheyyaledhu, airport lo odhilesonollani ----------inka comedy versions kooda choosa Under wear ni wash tub lo uthiki rest room lo aaresinollani (vallaki unnave rendu okati onti meedha, rendu dhandem meedha), McDonalds ki velli ketchup packets techukoni tomato pachadi cheskunnollani, nenu salvation kosam esthunna battalni endhuku vere vallaki ivvadam enduku memu use cheskuntaam ani teeskunnavallani, gaddam geeskunte trimmer paadu avvuddi ani lighter tho ventrukalni kaalchunna vaadini (monne e daarunam choosa, maa guest lo oka sardar ji gaadu) , adhi choosi  okaavida undhi own consultancy undhi, pellam okachota, mogudu oka chota working, consultancy undi vere vere places lo work chesthunnaru, 8 yrs ga aamekunna 8 jathala battalne use chesthundhii 

[Heroin]

22 minutes ago, nag_mama said:

nuvvu sadavavu pettavu story story antav, ayina adigav kabatti yestunna

nenu dorms ki rakamundhu  bayata oka apartmentlo friends tho undevadini... Vallallo okadi peru Sandeep...Veedu  matram separatega vandukunevadu.. Maku jobs levu aa timelo..Current bill baga vasthundani, only oka fridge matrame on chesevallam... (Peddadhi)..inko fridge vesevallam kadhu...Kani Sadeepgadu, vadu techukune milk(only this nothing else) bottle kosam oka fridge vesukunevadu...Vadu non-veg, onions thinevadu kadhu...Vegitable kuda techukodu...Everyday same Papad curry ...  Koni rojulu asalu yemee vandukunevadu kadhu...Just milk tagi padukunevadu... Apples techukuni, yevaru leni timelo bag open chesi thinevadu..

 

Maku ardham ayedhi kadhu...Okaroju , midnight rest roomki vellanu.... Vadu already rest roomlo unnadu...lock chesukovadam marichipoyadu...Kani vadu yem chesthunnado telusa? 

Apple thintunnadu in rest room...Naku thikka  den**ndhi,,, gattiga arichanu...memu neeku yala kanapaduthunnam ra ani gattiga arichanu...Vadu Yem cheppado telusa.... Roomie ki disturb cheyakudadhu anta.... 

MS lo ma kinda apt lo okadu vundevadu, vadante janalaki hadal  Chicken curry ante vadu water boil chesi chicken vesi uppu karam vesi ayipoyindhi ane vadu.

E madyane inkodu tagiladu ma friend gadi roomate, vadu rojuki only 6-7 times tintadu inthaka mundhi 8 times tinevadu anta  @3$%, shopping ki velthe anitiki prices gurthu petukuni billing chesevaalaki chepthu vuntadu  okko sari restroom lo ki velli flush cheyakunda vachestadu pysch gadu adigithe marchipoya antadu anta

 

mama, same ilanti panulu, ma dorms lo chinkee gallu chestharu mama...

1.  Chinkeelu Chiken alage thintaru...Waterlo boil chesukuni, daniki food color kalipi thintaru...No salt and pepper...

2.hinkeelu jobski vellaru...yeppudu chusina chinna pillalu ade games adukuntaru netlo...Game s bore kodithe, kotchenki vastharu...Naku ippatikee doubt yemitante, ..daylo 11 hours thintune untaru...kani size peragaru... sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink thinadanike puttaru anukunta...

3. Okadu Mana indian recenga 1 month back achadu india nundi.... Idhi highlight...Ma pakkaroomlo dhigadu...Dorms yela untayo telusuga...Common rest room...Vadu ayyaka yela flush cheyalo teliyaka, Vadu techukunna mug(from india...uju gadu) lo water theesukelli danilo posthunnadu....Nenu bayata brush chesukuntunna....adigani what happened ani...cheppadu...NAku  Vere rest roomki theesukelli chupincha...ila chey ani...

 

1. Room rent lo prathi okkaru 1 dollar yekkuva ivvali...(Yendhukante, thanu time theesukuni, owner kosam wait cesi money pay chesthundhi)...

2. Andharu kalise cooking chesukovali..No separate cooking (I dont know the reason)

3. Morning timelo no lights on

4. Laptops , after 11pm shut down chesi, Nidra povali( yendhukante, current bill thagginchukovali...aa timelo movies chusthe nidra poyevallaki disturbane)

5.  Roomloki friends rakudadhu...

6. Rest roomlo  20 minutes kanna ayekkuva undedhi kadhu...

7. Hot water yekkuva use cheyakudadhu...

8Inka gurthu levu..

 

PS: (Bracketslovi nenu mee kosam rasnavi)...Reasons ave cheppedhi...   Pakka roomlo unde memu , roju avi chusi, oka range lo navvukunevallam...

 

ma room lo vadu okadu egg burji lo ketchup vesi chesadu

ma room andhatram 1 yr tittem vadiki pedda eppudu chesi vadilaga super vuntundhi ra 

nenu eppudu india lo kuda elage chesanu ani soll cheppi mari chesadu

 

a bayankaram mayna roo mate gurunchi cheputha....vadu arava batch ..i mean (chennai chapala batch)...us ki l1 visa meda vachadu....malla vadi age 31 vokkati..inka pelli kaledu....nenu e madhyalo ne room mara..unfortunate ga vedu thagiladu.....vedi shestalu cheputhe meru padi padi navutharu...alanti manshi vadu

general ga manam ekkada move ayna patha room lo ne padesi vastha i mean utencils ayna evi ayna..except my personal belongings , vedi room ki vachi room loo rest thesukuntunna..ratri 8.30 avuthundi thinta ani kuda adagadam ledu daridrudu..manaku koncham akali vesi kitchem room ki poyya....aythe koncham night ki annam pettava ani adiga vadini..vadu emo ne samanlu nuvu thechukovali..nenu emivvanu neku ani annadu....sare nenu weekend varaku thesukunta ani cheppa....ippatiki annam petu raaa..ante vokka chinna cup loo half pettuthunadu kakruthi nakoduku..arey atleast vokka glass anna petu raa..akali vesthundi ante..nuvu repatiki kuda thesukelthava ani aduguthunadu vadu......arey kadu ra babu dinner ke raa ante..antha thintava nuvu antunadu vadu....vadini emanalo naku aythe ardham kaledu......atlast 1 cup peti repatinunchi aythe nenu neku em ivalanu ani direct chepadu....vedini chuste manushulu ante ne bayama vestundi naku aythe..manishi ki vunna value thesesthunaru e lk na ******.....inko ka twist enti ante..bathroo loo tissue papers kuda separate anta.....thu veni amma anukunnna..bath roo loo tissue papers kuda separate aaa.....vamoooooo vedi pichi kunna pada anukunna.....inkoti enti ante.....appartent motham loo vokka dust bin kuda vundadhu intlo i mean restoom , kitchem hall ekkadi vokkati kuda petaledu, enduku ani aduguthe smell vasthadi anta......prati vokka china daniki atlast napkin paper ni kuda padayali ante bayataki poyi padayali.......vadi pisunari thananiki nenu thatukolekapothunna.......inko sari chennai na kodukuloo tho vundadhu ani decide aypoyya......idi just trailer lantidi ..vadi gurunchi pustha rayavatchu....anthati mahanubagudu vadu

 

maa room lo okadu undevadu vadini midanam anevallam..

vadu okasari pakka roomlo maa friend(bandodu) bf choostuu kottukuntunte choosi melliga nannu pilichi vadu eam chestunnadu ani adigaduuuuu.........

appudu naku eam cheppaloo teliyaleee......

okka nimisham shock tini... ila expression ichhi nenu jump ipoyaaa.......

tarvata vere vallani kooda adigadanta marusati roju maa bandodi paristiti

 

inkokati.. vadi laptop lo eppudu oka cinema chudadu, vadi laptop lo oka pata kud apetukodu. 

memu movie chustu unte vachi pakana kurchoni chustadu. madhya lo emina aputhe  titevadu. maku kopam vachi ne laptop chudavachu kada ra. ammo nenu chudanu.. virus vastadi...

 

and songs petukuna movies petukuna mind disturb avuthadi.. download cheste virus vastadi.

 

how to make a egg curry

1. oil vedi kakamunde avalu jilakara vesi. ulipayalu vesi avi kuda oka 10min ala ala veyinchi water posi andhulo eggs pagala koti vesi uppu karam vesi oka 20min mutha petu.

egg curry is ready

 

Maa dorms lo, restroomski(to take bath) just curtains untayi anthe...adhi theesthe, manaki darsanam anthe....Memu chala jagrathaga currtains close chesi, sideki unna hookski thagisthamu...kani ee Chinkee na ko**kulu , asalu curtains vesukoru mama... !q# !q# yeppudaina job undi, podhunne lechi snanam cheyadaniki velithe, vallu bare bodiestho darsanam istharu ...anthe ika aa roju  !q# !q# 

 

Mid night toiletki velithe, chinkee gallu , okari bochu okaru cut chesukunta unataru,,,,hesukunte no problem...Body meedha nulu pogu lekunda untaru mama...

 

osaari ma Junior gadu US vachina kothalo maa apts ki daggarlo unna Burger King ki nadchukuntu velladu night time lo, only Drive-Thru matram unde so vadu Cars madhyalo linelo nilchuni Window daggara order chestunde,,,,,,, Kallu di undi you need to hve a car to order ani chepte manodu daanitho pedda godava Car lekunte endi enduku order teeskovu ani, adi ikkadnunchi vellakapothe I will shoot your fcuking head-off andi antaa

 

this is my friend(s) experience who worked @ Desi Store...

Oka aunty store lo vegetables section lo Onions pottu teesi bag lo vestundi... store owner vachi.. entandi onions pottu teestunaru Onions padayyaya ante she replied :

"Pottu baruvu kadandi anduke teestuna" 

 

ma roomate kottaga blackberry konnadu

 

first week lo restaurant lo pani chestu fone water lo pades kunnadu

 

emi ardam kaka vadu microwave 5 minute heat chesi , adi open chesi andulo pettadu

 

enduku ra ala pettav ante...vadu ela annadu microwave heat ekkutadi kada appudu fone andulo pedute fone aruthadi ani pettadanta

 

nenu vachina kottallo okasari bus venaka door nunchi ekkanu pend tho kalisi sSc_hiding2

lopala conductor vastademo ani eduru chusamu .. raledu sCo_hmmthink

oho aha pree pree pree anamata ikkada busses anukunna 

intiki velli seniors ki chepte dorikitey bokkalo tostaru ala cheyyakudadu annaru 

 

VA vachina kotha lo oka room lo diga ..motham 4 mems vundey valluu..

 

first day night room ke velaganeyy rice vundi tinu anaru..apatikey full ga akali vesta vundey sariki sarey ani chepi poyi plate lo petukoni ,,, glass lo water petukoni techukunnaa.. elopu edaru vacharuu okadu plate nadi ani enkokadu glass nadi ani 2 patukupoyaru..    apatikapudu bayatiki velli palte konuku techukoni tinna  

 

enkokadu emo apatlo 2 days na phone leka vadini oka sari ph evaraa frend ke call cheyali urgent gaa antey ledu mama ekuva sepu matlditey charging sarig work cheyatlledu anadu  

 

Nenu US ki vachina 2 days ki jarigindhi ee incident.... vachina next day bayataki raaledhu, 2 days tharvatha naa kanna mundhu vachina athanu(pedhayana) padandra bayataki mee tho bank accounts open cheyistha ani Bank of America ki theesukelladu........

 

I was carrying travelers checks with me and a DD for tuition fee.....So, bank account open chesanu and teller adigindhi, "Do you want all your traveler check amount to be deposited" ani.....kotha kadha room advance, rent inka karchulu untay ani 2k cash kaavali ani adiga.....while she was counting money(anni $100 bills count chesthundhi, $100 antey pocket laavu ga kanabadthundhi, risk endhuku ani), i asked her " Can you please give me $500 notes" ani anna.......appudu adhi SORRY?? andhi....nenu vinabadaledhu emo anukoni......"$500 note, $500 note" anna...(appudu note ni ikkada bill antaru ani theleedhu).....still adhi  sir andhi.......naaku appatiki velagaledhu......dabbulu theesukoni bayataki vachi, akkada unna anna tho chepthe.....ikkada  $100 e maximum thammudu ani cheppadu.....Baaga  navvukunna appudu...

 

nenu US ochaaka rakarakala manushulni choosa, India ki velthe karchu avuthundhi ani 5yrs ga US lo ne undevallani, Parents call chesthe karchu avvuddi ani month ki okasaari intiki ph chese vallani, US citizenship kosam ikkada pillalni kani, ikkada penchithe karchu ani India pampina vallani, Pelli cheskunna MBBS ammai ikkadakochaaka Steps clear cheyyaledhu, airport lo odhilesonollani ----------inka comedy versions kooda choosa Under wear ni wash tub lo uthiki rest room lo aaresinollani (vallaki unnave rendu okati onti meedha, rendu dhandem meedha), McDonalds ki velli ketchup packets techukoni tomato pachadi cheskunnollani, nenu salvation kosam esthunna battalni endhuku vere vallaki ivvadam enduku memu use cheskuntaam ani teeskunnavallani, gaddam geeskunte trimmer paadu avvuddi ani lighter tho ventrukalni kaalchunna vaadini (monne e daarunam choosa, maa guest lo oka sardar ji gaadu) , adhi choosi  okaavida undhi own consultancy undhi, pellam okachota, mogudu oka chota working, consultancy undi vere vere places lo work chesthunnaru, 8 yrs ga aamekunna 8 jathala battalne use chesthundhii 

Ninnu malli story adagadu

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24 minutes ago, nag_mama said:

nuvvu sadavavu pettavu story story antav, ayina adigav kabatti yestunna

nenu dorms ki rakamundhu  bayata oka apartmentlo friends tho undevadini... Vallallo okadi peru Sandeep...Veedu  matram separatega vandukunevadu.. Maku jobs levu aa timelo..Current bill baga vasthundani, only oka fridge matrame on chesevallam... (Peddadhi)..inko fridge vesevallam kadhu...Kani Sadeepgadu, vadu techukune milk(only this nothing else) bottle kosam oka fridge vesukunevadu...Vadu non-veg, onions thinevadu kadhu...Vegitable kuda techukodu...Everyday same Papad curry ...  Koni rojulu asalu yemee vandukunevadu kadhu...Just milk tagi padukunevadu... Apples techukuni, yevaru leni timelo bag open chesi thinevadu..

 

Maku ardham ayedhi kadhu...Okaroju , midnight rest roomki vellanu.... Vadu already rest roomlo unnadu...lock chesukovadam marichipoyadu...Kani vadu yem chesthunnado telusa? 

Apple thintunnadu in rest room...Naku thikka  den**ndhi,,, gattiga arichanu...memu neeku yala kanapaduthunnam ra ani gattiga arichanu...Vadu Yem cheppado telusa.... Roomie ki disturb cheyakudadhu anta.... 

MS lo ma kinda apt lo okadu vundevadu, vadante janalaki hadal  Chicken curry ante vadu water boil chesi chicken vesi uppu karam vesi ayipoyindhi ane vadu.

E madyane inkodu tagiladu ma friend gadi roomate, vadu rojuki only 6-7 times tintadu inthaka mundhi 8 times tinevadu anta  @3$%, shopping ki velthe anitiki prices gurthu petukuni billing chesevaalaki chepthu vuntadu  okko sari restroom lo ki velli flush cheyakunda vachestadu pysch gadu adigithe marchipoya antadu anta

 

mama, same ilanti panulu, ma dorms lo chinkee gallu chestharu mama...

1.  Chinkeelu Chiken alage thintaru...Waterlo boil chesukuni, daniki food color kalipi thintaru...No salt and pepper...

2.hinkeelu jobski vellaru...yeppudu chusina chinna pillalu ade games adukuntaru netlo...Game s bore kodithe, kotchenki vastharu...Naku ippatikee doubt yemitante, ..daylo 11 hours thintune untaru...kani size peragaru... sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink sCo_hmmthink thinadanike puttaru anukunta...

3. Okadu Mana indian recenga 1 month back achadu india nundi.... Idhi highlight...Ma pakkaroomlo dhigadu...Dorms yela untayo telusuga...Common rest room...Vadu ayyaka yela flush cheyalo teliyaka, Vadu techukunna mug(from india...uju gadu) lo water theesukelli danilo posthunnadu....Nenu bayata brush chesukuntunna....adigani what happened ani...cheppadu...NAku  Vere rest roomki theesukelli chupincha...ila chey ani...

 

1. Room rent lo prathi okkaru 1 dollar yekkuva ivvali...(Yendhukante, thanu time theesukuni, owner kosam wait cesi money pay chesthundhi)...

2. Andharu kalise cooking chesukovali..No separate cooking (I dont know the reason)

3. Morning timelo no lights on

4. Laptops , after 11pm shut down chesi, Nidra povali( yendhukante, current bill thagginchukovali...aa timelo movies chusthe nidra poyevallaki disturbane)

5.  Roomloki friends rakudadhu...

6. Rest roomlo  20 minutes kanna ayekkuva undedhi kadhu...

7. Hot water yekkuva use cheyakudadhu...

8Inka gurthu levu..

 

PS: (Bracketslovi nenu mee kosam rasnavi)...Reasons ave cheppedhi...   Pakka roomlo unde memu , roju avi chusi, oka range lo navvukunevallam...

 

ma room lo vadu okadu egg burji lo ketchup vesi chesadu

ma room andhatram 1 yr tittem vadiki pedda eppudu chesi vadilaga super vuntundhi ra 

nenu eppudu india lo kuda elage chesanu ani soll cheppi mari chesadu

 

a bayankaram mayna roo mate gurunchi cheputha....vadu arava batch ..i mean (chennai chapala batch)...us ki l1 visa meda vachadu....malla vadi age 31 vokkati..inka pelli kaledu....nenu e madhyalo ne room mara..unfortunate ga vedu thagiladu.....vedi shestalu cheputhe meru padi padi navutharu...alanti manshi vadu

general ga manam ekkada move ayna patha room lo ne padesi vastha i mean utencils ayna evi ayna..except my personal belongings , vedi room ki vachi room loo rest thesukuntunna..ratri 8.30 avuthundi thinta ani kuda adagadam ledu daridrudu..manaku koncham akali vesi kitchem room ki poyya....aythe koncham night ki annam pettava ani adiga vadini..vadu emo ne samanlu nuvu thechukovali..nenu emivvanu neku ani annadu....sare nenu weekend varaku thesukunta ani cheppa....ippatiki annam petu raaa..ante vokka chinna cup loo half pettuthunadu kakruthi nakoduku..arey atleast vokka glass anna petu raa..akali vesthundi ante..nuvu repatiki kuda thesukelthava ani aduguthunadu vadu......arey kadu ra babu dinner ke raa ante..antha thintava nuvu antunadu vadu....vadini emanalo naku aythe ardham kaledu......atlast 1 cup peti repatinunchi aythe nenu neku em ivalanu ani direct chepadu....vedini chuste manushulu ante ne bayama vestundi naku aythe..manishi ki vunna value thesesthunaru e lk na ******.....inko ka twist enti ante..bathroo loo tissue papers kuda separate anta.....thu veni amma anukunnna..bath roo loo tissue papers kuda separate aaa.....vamoooooo vedi pichi kunna pada anukunna.....inkoti enti ante.....appartent motham loo vokka dust bin kuda vundadhu intlo i mean restoom , kitchem hall ekkadi vokkati kuda petaledu, enduku ani aduguthe smell vasthadi anta......prati vokka china daniki atlast napkin paper ni kuda padayali ante bayataki poyi padayali.......vadi pisunari thananiki nenu thatukolekapothunna.......inko sari chennai na kodukuloo tho vundadhu ani decide aypoyya......idi just trailer lantidi ..vadi gurunchi pustha rayavatchu....anthati mahanubagudu vadu

 

maa room lo okadu undevadu vadini midanam anevallam..

vadu okasari pakka roomlo maa friend(bandodu) bf choostuu kottukuntunte choosi melliga nannu pilichi vadu eam chestunnadu ani adigaduuuuu.........

appudu naku eam cheppaloo teliyaleee......

okka nimisham shock tini... ila expression ichhi nenu jump ipoyaaa.......

tarvata vere vallani kooda adigadanta marusati roju maa bandodi paristiti

 

inkokati.. vadi laptop lo eppudu oka cinema chudadu, vadi laptop lo oka pata kud apetukodu. 

memu movie chustu unte vachi pakana kurchoni chustadu. madhya lo emina aputhe  titevadu. maku kopam vachi ne laptop chudavachu kada ra. ammo nenu chudanu.. virus vastadi...

 

and songs petukuna movies petukuna mind disturb avuthadi.. download cheste virus vastadi.

 

how to make a egg curry

1. oil vedi kakamunde avalu jilakara vesi. ulipayalu vesi avi kuda oka 10min ala ala veyinchi water posi andhulo eggs pagala koti vesi uppu karam vesi oka 20min mutha petu.

egg curry is ready

 

Maa dorms lo, restroomski(to take bath) just curtains untayi anthe...adhi theesthe, manaki darsanam anthe....Memu chala jagrathaga currtains close chesi, sideki unna hookski thagisthamu...kani ee Chinkee na ko**kulu , asalu curtains vesukoru mama... !q# !q# yeppudaina job undi, podhunne lechi snanam cheyadaniki velithe, vallu bare bodiestho darsanam istharu ...anthe ika aa roju  !q# !q# 

 

Mid night toiletki velithe, chinkee gallu , okari bochu okaru cut chesukunta unataru,,,,hesukunte no problem...Body meedha nulu pogu lekunda untaru mama...

 

osaari ma Junior gadu US vachina kothalo maa apts ki daggarlo unna Burger King ki nadchukuntu velladu night time lo, only Drive-Thru matram unde so vadu Cars madhyalo linelo nilchuni Window daggara order chestunde,,,,,,, Kallu di undi you need to hve a car to order ani chepte manodu daanitho pedda godava Car lekunte endi enduku order teeskovu ani, adi ikkadnunchi vellakapothe I will shoot your fcuking head-off andi antaa

 

this is my friend(s) experience who worked @ Desi Store...

Oka aunty store lo vegetables section lo Onions pottu teesi bag lo vestundi... store owner vachi.. entandi onions pottu teestunaru Onions padayyaya ante she replied :

"Pottu baruvu kadandi anduke teestuna" 

 

ma roomate kottaga blackberry konnadu

 

first week lo restaurant lo pani chestu fone water lo pades kunnadu

 

emi ardam kaka vadu microwave 5 minute heat chesi , adi open chesi andulo pettadu

 

enduku ra ala pettav ante...vadu ela annadu microwave heat ekkutadi kada appudu fone andulo pedute fone aruthadi ani pettadanta

 

nenu vachina kottallo okasari bus venaka door nunchi ekkanu pend tho kalisi sSc_hiding2

lopala conductor vastademo ani eduru chusamu .. raledu sCo_hmmthink

oho aha pree pree pree anamata ikkada busses anukunna 

intiki velli seniors ki chepte dorikitey bokkalo tostaru ala cheyyakudadu annaru 

 

VA vachina kotha lo oka room lo diga ..motham 4 mems vundey valluu..

 

first day night room ke velaganeyy rice vundi tinu anaru..apatikey full ga akali vesta vundey sariki sarey ani chepi poyi plate lo petukoni ,,, glass lo water petukoni techukunnaa.. elopu edaru vacharuu okadu plate nadi ani enkokadu glass nadi ani 2 patukupoyaru..    apatikapudu bayatiki velli palte konuku techukoni tinna  

 

enkokadu emo apatlo 2 days na phone leka vadini oka sari ph evaraa frend ke call cheyali urgent gaa antey ledu mama ekuva sepu matlditey charging sarig work cheyatlledu anadu  

 

Nenu US ki vachina 2 days ki jarigindhi ee incident.... vachina next day bayataki raaledhu, 2 days tharvatha naa kanna mundhu vachina athanu(pedhayana) padandra bayataki mee tho bank accounts open cheyistha ani Bank of America ki theesukelladu........

 

I was carrying travelers checks with me and a DD for tuition fee.....So, bank account open chesanu and teller adigindhi, "Do you want all your traveler check amount to be deposited" ani.....kotha kadha room advance, rent inka karchulu untay ani 2k cash kaavali ani adiga.....while she was counting money(anni $100 bills count chesthundhi, $100 antey pocket laavu ga kanabadthundhi, risk endhuku ani), i asked her " Can you please give me $500 notes" ani anna.......appudu adhi SORRY?? andhi....nenu vinabadaledhu emo anukoni......"$500 note, $500 note" anna...(appudu note ni ikkada bill antaru ani theleedhu).....still adhi  sir andhi.......naaku appatiki velagaledhu......dabbulu theesukoni bayataki vachi, akkada unna anna tho chepthe.....ikkada  $100 e maximum thammudu ani cheppadu.....Baaga  navvukunna appudu...

 

nenu US ochaaka rakarakala manushulni choosa, India ki velthe karchu avuthundhi ani 5yrs ga US lo ne undevallani, Parents call chesthe karchu avvuddi ani month ki okasaari intiki ph chese vallani, US citizenship kosam ikkada pillalni kani, ikkada penchithe karchu ani India pampina vallani, Pelli cheskunna MBBS ammai ikkadakochaaka Steps clear cheyyaledhu, airport lo odhilesonollani ----------inka comedy versions kooda choosa Under wear ni wash tub lo uthiki rest room lo aaresinollani (vallaki unnave rendu okati onti meedha, rendu dhandem meedha), McDonalds ki velli ketchup packets techukoni tomato pachadi cheskunnollani, nenu salvation kosam esthunna battalni endhuku vere vallaki ivvadam enduku memu use cheskuntaam ani teeskunnavallani, gaddam geeskunte trimmer paadu avvuddi ani lighter tho ventrukalni kaalchunna vaadini (monne e daarunam choosa, maa guest lo oka sardar ji gaadu) , adhi choosi  okaavida undhi own consultancy undhi, pellam okachota, mogudu oka chota working, consultancy undi vere vere places lo work chesthunnaru, 8 yrs ga aamekunna 8 jathala battalne use chesthundhii 

Tq chadivi cheptha cute mama nuv superu...

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