Homes of the Rich & Famous

August 15, 2009

John Travolta...Uhh yeah, room to park 2 planes.

Eddie Murphy...This looks nicer than the all-inclusive resort you stay at in the Caribbean

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony....They’re way off on the house-to-pool size ratio

Mariah Carey and Nick Canon...It looks like Nick married Mariah and told her he wanted to live like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Can’t you picture Jazz being thrown out the front door?

Britney Spears...Not surprising to see paparazzi staked out.

Halle Berry..Appears to be a good hideout from the paprazzi, but obviously not since this picture was taken

Julia Roberts...This house definitely has a kickass movie theater, I can feel it.

Michael Jordan.....I’m guessing there’s also an indoor bball court in this Tetris-piece-shaped house

Oprah Winfrey..This palace must offer shooting, right?

TomCruise and KatieHolmes...Looks like it’s dark and secure to keep in all of the nonsensical Scientology vibes and administer brainwashing

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett.......Do you think Will has even dropped a load in every toilet in the house? Is that the kind of thing rich people challenge themselves with? Or would that just be me?