funny

August 17, 2009

Teacher - student

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.

Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?

Student: No. I was standing on it.

one day in social

one day in social science period

Teacher:who was the son of Gandhiji?

Student:Dineshan

Teacher:who told you this rubbish?

Student:From LKG we are learning that Gandhiji id the father of Dineshan(the nation)

Sardar at bar in new york

Man on his right says "Johny Walker single".

Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single".

Sardar says "Baljith Singh Married"

A woman's prayer

I pray for:

Wisdom, To understand a man.

Love, To forgive him and;

Patience, For his moods.

Because if I pray for Strength

I'll just beat him to death.

Old wisdom

After working his farm every day, an old farmer rarely had time to enjoy the large pond in the back that he had fixed up years earlier with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and benches. So one evening he decided to go down and see how things were holding up. Much to his surprise, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a group of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."

The old farmer replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked. I only came down to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and treachery will always triumph over youth and skill.