jokes

[master123]

HEADLINE NEWS!

Govt of USA has released a statement-

Michael Jackson cant b cremated as itz against Emission Laws

He is 80% plastic,so he must b RECYCLED!

Origin of Ramayan:

Mickey fights with Donald,

Donald throws Mickey 2 d wall

Then Mickey started writing RAMAYANA

Why?

coz Mickey bcums

WALLMICKEY!

Rajnikant is remaking TITANIC with some changes...

In d end HE doesnt die but swims across the ocean wth heroine in 1 hand and

TITANIC on d other hand..

ud gals r found in every corner of d earth !!

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But Unfortunately.. D earth is round & has no corner  hammernd

Santa got promotion from clerk to manager.

He went home and told his wife in new style:

You will sleep with a manager today.

Wife fell unconscious.

[Samurai]

[Julai]

[GunturBoy]

[sivadhanekula]

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