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My mom visited my hostel where I shared a 2 bedroom house with a female student. Mom invited my roommate for lunch with us which she obliged.
During the meal, my mother couldn't help but notice how pretty my roommate was ❤🔥😘
She had for long been suspicious of a relationship between the two of us and this made her more curious 🤔
While having lunch, she was watching how the two of us were interacting and she started wondering if there's more between me and my roommate.
Reading my mom's thought, I quickly said,
"I know what you must be thinking but I assure you we are just roommates."
About a week later, my roommate came to me saying, "Ade, ever since your mother came for lunch, I have been unable to find the silver plate in the kitchen.
Don't you think your mother took it, first ask her?
I said, "Well I doubt it, but I will Email her just to be sure."
I sat down and wrote:
Dear mom ❤️
After your visit to my place, the silver plate has been missing.
I am not saying that you are the one who took the silver plate from my house, and I am not saying that you didn't take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for lunch.
Love,
Ade 😀🥰😘
Several days later, I received an Emali from my mother which read,
"Dear Son,
I am not saying that you sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don't sleép with her but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her bed, she would have found the silver plate by now because I put it under her pillow 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
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8 minutes ago, Shameless said:
My mom visited my hostel where I shared a 2 bedroom house with a female student. Mom invited my roommate for lunch with us which she obliged.
During the meal, my mother couldn't help but notice how pretty my roommate was ❤🔥😘
She had for long been suspicious of a relationship between the two of us and this made her more curious 🤔
While having lunch, she was watching how the two of us were interacting and she started wondering if there's more between me and my roommate.
Reading my mom's thought, I quickly said,
"I know what you must be thinking but I assure you we are just roommates."
About a week later, my roommate came to me saying, "Ade, ever since your mother came for lunch, I have been unable to find the silver plate in the kitchen.
Don't you think your mother took it, first ask her?
I said, "Well I doubt it, but I will Email her just to be sure."
I sat down and wrote:
Dear mom ❤️
After your visit to my place, the silver plate has been missing.
I am not saying that you are the one who took the silver plate from my house, and I am not saying that you didn't take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for lunch.
Love,
Ade 😀🥰😘
Several days later, I received an Emali from my mother which read,
"Dear Son,
I am not saying that you sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don't sleép with her but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her bed, she would have found the silver plate by now because I put it under her pillow 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

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