WHY INDIANS GET ATTACKED ABROAD--Very funny

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WHY INDIANS GET ATTACKED ABROAD

A nice one to laugh and feel proud too!!

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named

Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who

said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his

hand up:  'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the

People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'

said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.

Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history

than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'xxxx the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General

Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'

Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime

Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to

the> teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little . If you say

anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the

top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson (RIP) to the child witnesses

testifying against him- 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on

the floor, someone said, 'Oh , we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar

said quietly, 'I think it was the American people, November 4th,

2008".(recession)

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