Jokes

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Jokes

Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

"Without Information Fighting every time"

Wife replies," No, It means,

"With Idiot for Ever!!!”

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?

Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status

Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse: - I Love U sister

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.

Friend: How do u know?

Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"

Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: it’s already raining.

Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

begger : ayya kaasta dharmam cheyandi ayya..

owner : vellu ..vellu..intlo ammagaaru leru ..

begger : Nenu adigindhi dharmam.... ni pellam ni kaadhu babu....

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