Not for girls

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> > > > GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!

> > > > BOY : You love me...

> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > > > GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring ???

> > > > BOY : Sure, what's your phone number ???

> > > > >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > > > GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

> > > > BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > > > CAROL : Do you remember when you proposed to me ? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour.

> > > > PETER : Yes darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...

> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > > > GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.

> > > > BOY : Don't you ever want to improve ???

> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > > > BOY : I love you and I could die for you !!!

> > > > GIRL : How soon ???

> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > > > BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you !!!

> > > > GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there ???

> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > > > SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss ???

> > > > TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

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> > > > Man : You remind me of the sea.

> > > > Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting ???

> > > > Man : NO, because you make me sick.

> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > > > Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.

> > > > Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> > > > Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter ??

> > > > Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

[Samurai]

[sivadhanekula]