How should Indian Political Application look like

[masthi]

Hope you guys like it , compiled by me using an older idea

1. Name of Candidate: Original (Current)____________ _________

Actual Birth Name

All Fake Passport Name

Fake Names on all Pan Cards

2. Present Address:

(i.)Name of Jail: ____________ _________

(ii.)Contact Number#: (please include all cloned sim ones used to make contracts and deals)

#List ONLY the Last Five Jails along with Cell number in Chronological (Order) Note : Stay less than 3 days can be excluded

3. Political Party*: (only 1 entry contact ur PA if in doubt) ____________ _________

*List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological (Order)

4. Sex: [ ]

A- Male

B- Female

C- Mayawati

5. Nationality: [ ]

A- Italian

B- Indian

6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)

A- Defected

B- Expelled

C- Bought out

D- None of above

E- All of above

7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)

A- To make money

B- To escape court trial

C- To grossly misuse power

D- Family

E- I have no clue

"D- To serve the public" is no longer a valid option revised in 2008

8. How many years of public service experience do you possess?

A- 1-2 yrs

B- 2-6yrs

C- 6-15yrs

D- 15+yrs

9. Give details of all criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want) Note : this is considered as minimum qualification if you have been unlucky and don’t have any pending criminal cases you cannot continue with the application

10. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]

(Do not confuse with question 8)

A- 1-2 years

B- 2-6 years

C- 6-15 years

D- 15+years

11. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]

A- Why not

B- Of Course

C- Definitely

D- I deny it all

E- I see a foreign hand

12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]

A- 100-500 Crores

B- 500-1000 Crores

C- Overflow…

(Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)

13. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]

A- No

B- No

C- No

D- No

14. How many illegal Indian and International Bank accounts you hold [ ]

A- 50>

B- 75>

C- 100>

D- Stopped counting

15. How many time did you fall asleep in your tenure during meeting , parliament sessions , international conferences etc [ ]

A- 60%+

B- 70%+

C- 80%+

D- 90%+

E- Confident 100%

16. Describe your achievements towards public benefit strictly in space provided:

[_____________________________]

17. Minimum qualification [select all to qualify]

A- Physically fit for any action against other party members

B- Very good grip of local vocabulary of foul and profane language

C- Highly skilled in lying and fooling common man

B- Strongly believer in - Me first , Family and relatives next , Party next

Public and Country are last

Issued in public interest by Election Commission of India.  " #~`

[bingoooo]

awesome post dude keep it up

[fakeenk]

Good one