Killing English

[fakeenk]

Killing English .....

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating  near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? " 

 

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Class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

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once hindi teacher said...."i ' m going out of the world to america .."

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"..DON ' T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

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teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!

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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

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"I ' ll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

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"will u hang that calender or else i ' ll HANG MYSELF"

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

[madadhera]

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[braveheart]

dance1w

[PUMPUHAR]

dance1w

[COOLDUDE]

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one more

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principal shouting at a group of students

"Both of you four get out"

[reddy9090]

one more guys.....which our principal said...

all of you four stand in a straight circle........

[badri4128]

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one more.... which our lecturer said

ANYBODY BLACK PEN..!!

[fakeenk]

One more my principal said

why are you all caming out from class?