thunderstorm369 Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 How does your wife 2 Haryanvi men were searching for their lost wife in a festival at Hissar city. First Haryanvi: How does your wife look like? Second Haryanvi: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair... And yours? First Haryanvi: Forget mine, let us look for yours... Facts about cricket What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet? The entire Indian Innings. Where do Indian batsmen perform there best? In Advertisements. When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name? When he is bowling. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen? The walk back to the pavilion. Two small boys Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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