Honest Parrot

[fakeenk]

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful

parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £50.00. "Why so little,"

she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I

should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of

prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman

thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took

it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to

say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,

"New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but

then thought "that's not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned

from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The  girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about

the

situation. Moments later, the woman's husband Alex, came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Alex".

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